that's MR jaybird to you

The process of buying a house is giving me new and previously unheard of neuroses

I cannot see who sent my fucking emails

I would not have thought this was possible, but Microsoft has somehow made the Outlook UI worse

I would not have thought this was possible, but Microsoft has somehow made the Outlook UI worse

Lego keeps committing crimes against me (releasing $100-200 sets that I both want and actually have display room for)

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New fic about Beta’s escape from the Zeniths!

#horizonforbiddenwest #hfw #betahfw

Waking up with the same song in my head that Spotify apparently played my husband an hour ago while I was sleeping in another room is a FREAKY coincidence

A scenic art piece depicts Aloy from Horizon Zero Dawn overlooking a beautiful mountain range at sunset with a skeletal tall creature in the distance, a tallneck machine surveying the area for this video game action adventure rpg. She stands in the foreground, ready for adventure that awaits. Artist Anadia real artwork digital painting great concept work. Beautiful scenic overlook mountains river fantasy trees grass rocks

More video game artwork! I’ve got a lot of catching up to do, so I’ll be posting my artwork a few times each day. This is the Horizon Zero Dawn piece I painted last year.
#horizonzerodawn #videogame #art #artist #aloy #hzd #gamer

And we’re hanging out next week to plan a dnd campaign at the same bar so clearly it worked!!!

I’m so immune to embarrassment that I met someone at a bar today and ended up sending her a link to my fanfic when she said she was a big horizon fan

My sweet and beautiful cat absolutely clomps down the stairs. Straight up makes the noise of a creature three times her size

help I can’t get any work done because my cats are too cute

Everyone knows about the agony of emails. But no one talks about the related agony of waiting for a reply to your emails, and you can’t move forward until they get back to you…thus the cycle of the agony of emails continues 😔

I don’t like the sequels so I just take the “comics” approach and whatever I like is canon to me and whatever I don’t I ignore, from both legends and Disney canon. No stress 😎

For better or for worse Star Wars rewired my brain when I was 7 and it is a lifetime special interest

My cat is so cowardly that she is afraid of waterproof coats

What I want to be doing: playing video games
What I am actually doing: dealing with someone who stole my phone number to order from fucking temu

GEORGE LUCAS IN 1999: a trade embargo is going to spark the galactic reckoning and collapse

ME IN 2025: ah, okay

How dare we leave for a single night

Starting Leverage for the first time…time 4 crime

iirc, it basically invented the cyberpunk genre!

I’ve read Snow Crash! It’s really good

I’m now my parents’ emergency contact. We’ve come full circle

Learning about normal forms in database design. As if this is a time to be normal

Incredibly wild of me to have ADHD and pick a hobby which literally involves waiting for paint to dry

One of my cats was born and adopted in 2021 and she’s such a spoiled pandemic baby that she gets mad when we go out for three (3) hours

In this case I was being John on steam, though

Being gay married helps with this as no one is going to question me being a “John” on the phone

Something no one tells you about being married is that sometimes it involves RPing as your spouse

They have ranges at Texas children’s summer camps