A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again

A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again
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If negative self talk were an Olympic sport, I’d probably come in last

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But I ate all this pie…

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Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9 JACKSON, MS—Seeking to assuage consumer concerns about dwindling supplies, the nation’s egg companies reportedly assured shoppers this week that a dozen has always meant nine. “While we have seen some...

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15.03.2025 01:14 — 👍 5257    🔁 592    💬 94    📌 50

And nothing else

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I personally will continue to use "Gulf of Mexico" because our president is a wrathful felonious nincompoop with the intellect of paramecium and I do not consent to his cartographic buffoonery

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“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.”

— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.

10.02.2025 04:29 — 👍 59176    🔁 3290    💬 1040    📌 129

Do not obey in advance

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It’s awesome that hotels have swapped out free coffee for expensive garbage. #luxury

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they pulled Marvel Snap too. now they have made an enemy of gamers

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