Ever since my back surgery, my dog cuddles up in a ball and sleeps pressed against my back, exactly where the scar is.

I don’t fully understand why he’s doing it, but I love it.

Britain has saved £147.5bn due to wind power since 2010 While factions of the country remain adamant that clean energy is costing taxpayers unnecessarily, new evidence shows the transition is actually reducing costs.  Research conducted by University Colle...

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Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’

Underfunded Schools Forced To Cut Past Tense From Language Programs WASHINGTON—Faced with ongoing budget crises, underfunded schools nationwide are increasingly left with no option but to cut the past tense—a grammatical construction traditionally used to relate all a...

Underfunded Schools Forced To Cut Past Tense From Language Programs

I was talking with this stranger about our experiences with face blindness, when we both suddenly realized that we knew each other.

Congress Sends Unemployed Americans 40 Million Boxes Of Saltwater Taffy From Vacation

Congress Sends Unemployed Americans 40 Million Boxes Of Saltwater Taffy From Vacation https://theonion.com/congress-sends-unemployed-americans-40-million-boxes-of-1844729789/

If you haven’t been paying attention to the EA takeover because you’re not a gamer, here’s why it should concern you anyway.

2 out of 3 people in the US play video games —and right-wingers are gearing up to control their content.

Their messaging, their propaganda. Coming to a console near you.

A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again

A Shattered Nation Longs To Care About Stupid Bullshit Again
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If negative self talk were an Olympic sport, I’d probably come in last

But I ate all this pie…

Egg Companies Assure Customers Dozen Has Always Meant 9 JACKSON, MS—Seeking to assuage consumer concerns about dwindling supplies, the nation’s egg companies reportedly assured shoppers this week that a dozen has always meant nine. “While we have seen some...

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And nothing else

I personally will continue to use "Gulf of Mexico" because our president is a wrathful felonious nincompoop with the intellect of paramecium and I do not consent to his cartographic buffoonery

“Why don’t they play popular music at the Super Bowl anymore.”

— Man who thinks 1996 was 10 years ago.

Do not obey in advance

It’s awesome that hotels have swapped out free coffee for expensive garbage. #luxury

they pulled Marvel Snap too. now they have made an enemy of gamers