Roxie Noir

Roxie Noir

@roxienoir.bsky.social

I write romcoms that bang. Free: Enemies with Benefits New: The Three Night Stand She / her. roxienoir.com/links

1,163 Followers 258 Following 100 Posts Joined Aug 2023
6 months ago

It’s a really good time

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6 months ago

His Secret Illuminations by Scarlett Gale! A romantasy (I guess) about a meek, nerdy monk who falls for an enormous and badass warrior woman

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10 months ago

I don’t check bluesky that often so I’m feeling really blessed that I popped in the same day that someone respectfully asked Courtney Milan if she was a lawyer

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11 months ago

This book is an extremely good time and you should read it

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11 months ago

Enjoy!! ❤️

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1 year ago

Basically that box is the erotica box and checking it will get a book treated like erotica, even if it isn’t.

Also, if they want to start censoring books for having sex scenes, I’m gonna make them work for it at least a little bit.

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1 year ago

But everything else - basically everything with an HEA ending - I didn’t check the box, because ime checking the box gets a book blocked from all library platforms and put in the “adult” section of others (like kobo), and that’s just not where small town romcoms should be.

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1 year ago

I went to check my D2D and realized I lied and do have some stuff that I checked the box on. Basically anything that’s irrefutably erotica (under 10k words, like 80% explicit, not necessarily an HEA) I checked it, I think because there’s not really an argument that it’s romance?

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1 year ago

tbh I’m of the opinion that people who write erotic content shouldn’t check it anywhere, but that’s probably a whole other discussion

And checking that box on Amazon actually does the same thing - they put the book into erotica categories, they just do it without asking you.

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1 year ago

Ah. Whenever I’ve checked that box in the past (never again!) it’s always created a huge headache with them blocking various distribution channels and whatnot - does that not happen any more?

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1 year ago

Hi! This has happened to me in the past and it was relatively easy (if annoying) to get it fixed, if you’re looking for advice?

(Tip number one is that usually those “adult content” checkboxes really mean “visual adult content,” but that guideline is very hard to find)

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1 year ago

i keep seeing authors who are all-in on KU complaining that boycotting amazon means it will mostly hurt small creators

and i'm like. idk. obviously aligning onesself exclusively with Amazon puts one in a position to defend Amazon's dominance, and that's not ACTUALLY good for small creators.

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1 year ago

The lawyer with the billboards?!

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1 year ago
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Childhood Rivals There's pining for a childhood crush... and then there's pining to crush your childhood nemesis

This week for my romance novel newsletter, Forced Proximity, I recommend three books about childhood rivals turned adult lovers by Joanna Bourne, Kate Bateman, and @roxienoir.bsky.social!

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Read/subscribe: forcedproximity.substack.com/p/childhood-...

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1 year ago

I just finished another (the ABC murders) that has maybe already taken the title? Dumb setup, boring story, and THEN at the end Poirot tells a murder victim’s sister that it’s fine to date the victim’s boyfriend now because the dead girl was a floozy anyway

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1 year ago
cover of a zine titled Do you make books? Yes? I want YOU to join Authors Against Book Bans! By Maia Kobabe WHAT IS AUTHORS AGAINST BOOK BANS? 

A coalition of writers, illustrators, editors & other book creators, standing united against the unconstitutional movement to limit the freedom to read. We support the availability of diverse voices in our libraries, in our schools, & in our culture. We pledge to band together against the oppression of literature, to speak when our voices are silenced, to go where our bodies are needed, & to fight to ensure this freedom.

Our concern is not only for the books, but for the children, families, educators, librarians, & communities who suffer when the freedom to read is challenged and taken away.

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An Open Letter to Our Publishers- instagram.com/p/DCzYmKcR8uq Maia: I’ve been facing intense challenges to my book since 2021. Knowing that I am not alone in the fight against censorship is what keeps my spirits up! 

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1 year ago

You’d think I’d have figured that out by now and wouldn’t be surprised, but here we are!

…also what’s the QAnon-ish book?!

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1 year ago

I remember thinking after roe v wade got overturned that accidental pregnancy romance would become way less popular and I don’t think that’s happened

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1 year ago
Romance for Los Angeles to aid those impacted by the LA County Wildfires. Jan 19- Feb 5, 2025 100% of the Proceeds to California Community Fire Relief fund. Auction items include signed books from Brittany Roth
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1 year ago
Today the DOE announced plans to dismiss 11 outstanding complaints against book bans, and to eliminate the position of Book Ban Coordinator at the Office of Civil Rights (OCR). This distortion of the intended work of the OCR--the protection of civil rights and students' freedoms in our nation's schools--is negligent, grossly un-American, and in direct conflict with freedom of speech, a bedrock right enshrined in the Constitution.

Authors Against Book Bans unequivocally stands against all such attempts at censorship and discrimination. We stand with families, students and educators across the country who exercise free speech every time they open a book, and with the 71% of Americans who are opposed to book bans. Book bans do not protect children; history teaches us that they are a terrifying step toward tyranny.

President Trump's DOE has made themselves clear: they will support book banners in their efforts to strip our institutions of learning of the books that define them.

So let us be perfectly clear: we're going to do whatever we can to try and stop them.

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1 year ago

It’s on a level with the Sherlock Holmes story where he “deduces” that a snake was the murderer

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1 year ago

I’m still a dabbler in audio, but Aggie’s books usually have great narrators, and if you’ve read a bunch before it’s pretty easy to follow the plot despite zoning out sometimes, even if you don’t remember exactly what happens in the end

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1 year ago

It’s called The Big Four and it’s a wild ride

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1 year ago

Lately I’ve been bingeing a lot of Hercule Poirot books via audio, and: I think I’ve found the dumbest one

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1 year ago

Thank you! We’ve got a car but are three people and a cat in about 1100 square feet; I do not have room for extra paper towels let ALONE bulk frozen foods.

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1 year ago
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When the spicy scenes give 😈🥵, but the romance and banter gives 🥰🤭. I love unexpected 5/5🌶️ spice in an otherwise adorable book with hilarious and lovable characters. #TheThreeNightStand by #RoxieNoir is the perfect combo for this. Love this one!
#SpicyBooks #BookSky #BookTok #SpicyBookRecs #Bookish

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1 year ago

My husband is quite the snorer, so if you’re interested in tips and tricks I’ve got some?

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1 year ago
Romance For Los Angeles

The ROMANCE FOR LOS ANGELES auction is live!
I’ve offer up a signed set of my Beards & Bondage trilogy and a cute HARBOR character postcard.
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1 year ago

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