Any decent Dungeon Master is gonna twist this on you.
Oh, I'm certain these people are being good neighbors and trying to isolate themselves
His kids somewhere reflecting on the 3 1/2 combined meals they all had together in the last 40 years
Croaky, shaking voice: "as long as it's chewed thoroughly glass can be a tremendous stool softener..."
RFK Jr. will have his "pro glass" presser in about 20 minutes
I'm seeing more and more heartwarming clips of cops delivering DoorDash and Uber Eats to people, and it seems like a solution may be emerging for some of these guys who can't help choking people out.
You know who *didn't* make that flight? Tina Peters 🤣🤣🤣
Just realized that with Abolish ICE at +11, it's polling over 30 percentage-points ahead of Trump approval. Guess that means if the media wants to be representative, it should give at least like 40% more airtime to people who support abolishing ICE to Trump supporters
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned
1976 Honda Civic
1989 Dodge Ram 50
1968 Mercury Cougar XR-7 (anomalous, certainly)
1996 Ford Bronco
2016 Ram 1500
Back in my day, Task Manager was a hardass that didn't suffer fools.
It's fun to imagine he's got some kind of moral compass, rather than just having his own idea of who should have her job, which is probably closer to reality
I'm almost positive Hegseth is responsible
Is it time for a court-ordered CAT scan for this shit stain?
This preemptive defensive action in Iran sure has "first 30 minutes of Rocky IV" vibes.
Pretty next-level statecraft coming from vivified cholecystectomy Marco Rubio lately...
And Iran lying about sinking the Lincoln. Have two dumber militaries ever faced each other?
How can they possibly tell that the intense paranoia is because of this latest shitshow when there's such an abundance to choose from?
From the global phenomenon that brought you Trump University,
Trump: Regime Change, the game. Crashing tanks into rivers and losing fighter jets to friendly fire, all to provide cover for your domestic crime spree.
On brand, you have to admit.
The global decline in test scores since ~2012 is highly correlated with smartphone penetration
www.generationtechblog.com/p/phones-at-...
The age of the Needless Wars has ended. The age of the Dumb Wars has begun.
"Not since those old, crusty days of the Mueller probe...." 🤷🏻♂️
Fucking amen
Media has been slowly rolling out these years-too-late chin-scratching examinations into “what is incel culture?” or whatever when it should have long ago been saying in frank terms “we have an entire executive branch of avowed woman-haters in charge of the country, and that’s a big problem”
Literally has never, ever happened to me. My aim is always a "likely salmonella-free" shoulder shrug.
🤣
Wow did Facebook become a cesspool. Dang!
This is what happened to Stephen Miller
BREAKING: The President's Day Sale has been extended, but these deals won't last long!
