Emily Hahn, MD

Elmo : That Bunny was AMAZING. Elmo thinks he should be called Good Bunny! Elmo loves you, Mr. Good Bunny!

Yall—

I needed it for my square! Now just need Seattle to get 7 more points…

I mean they want to go back to the 19th century. It tracks.

The real Super Bowl was the friends we made along the way.

Would have been less embarrassing for the patriots.

The nice commercial about helping kids find their lost pets was the scariest thing I've seen in my life

English speakers like "that was less political than I thought" lol they had ricky martin singing "dont do us like you did hawaii"

It's dope that it's an annual tradition now that the super bowl halftime show makes republicans extremely angry. We should just keep doing this

a woman is making a funny face and looking at the camera . ALT: a woman is making a funny face and looking at the camera .

Yeah I was like oh wow real nahhhh they’re just actors. Good actors though!

Alexa trying to make it seem like anti-AI concerns are ridiculous while actually reinforcing how AI concerns are legit is very funny.

Wait, was that an AI ad about how it could definitely kill us if it wanted to, but we should use it anyway?

☠️…no thank you.

Bad Bunny’s closing messages during his Super Bowl performance:

“The only thing more powerful than hate is love”
“Together, we are America”

I was like wow these people are such good actors!!

shorter ring commercial: your spy camera’s auto-search function will only be used to track down lost dogs AND NEVER TO HUNT HUMANS (probably)

"We're not doing mass surveillance under the aegis of a single corporation. We're finding lost dogs!"

So uh Ring just up and said they've got a huge centralized private surveillance network they can leverage all at once huh

Ring cameras being able to AI match a lost dog throughout the neighborhood, is a feel-good way to cover pretty terrifying technology 🙃

I tell you what, Ring figured out exactly how to weaponize white people’s empathy in service to a corporately controlled surveillance state.

Tell them it will find your dog.

Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous

Nerds were a filler candy until they invented the cluster and now they are top level.

Ok but new kinds of nerd clusters??? I need it.

Commercial that worked on me: a new kind of nerds clusters??? Say no more I need to find it.

Why is the cat not wearing a jersey?

Legislature passes minimum wage decrease for teen workers The Nebraska Legislature voted final approval Thursday of a bill lowering the minimum wage employers must pay some teen workers.

The Nebraska legislature has approved a bill that LOWERS the minimum wage from $15 an hour to $13.50 for young workers.

nebraskapublicmedia.org/en/news/news...

Toddler hospitalized with respiratory failure was returned to ICE detention and denied prescribed medication, lawsuit says The 18-month-old was sent back to a South Texas facility after days in intensive care with severe respiratory distress, according to a federal lawsuit.

www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

man I’m sorry to be all corny here but when I see a “the city is beautiful! There’s more to it than homeless people!” I gotta say you know who’s also beautiful? People who have no place to live & are trying to get by in a system that has turned its back on them & if you don’t see that that’s on you

I do want to be clear that we’re not going to see 30 point swings nationwide with actual midterm turnout but we are absolutely in “Dems win the House easily as gerrymanders start to break, the Senate is firmly in play, and we have a handful of complete what the fuck results” territory

yeah we’re going from “Dems are overperforming in a way that tracks with a normal midterm election favoring the opposition party” to “they overperformed by HOW MUCH that has to be a typo”

Dems are now overperforming the 2024 lean of red districts by, uh, 30+ points in special elections

I’m not sure “apocalyptic” is sufficient to describe how the environment is starting to look for the GOP in November

The drones in downhill skiing is a game changer.