The GOAT. Definitely streaming this in the background for the next few days. www.youtube.com/live/DKl6B2C...
Was so far east today the Sweet James billboards stopped and the eventually I saw billboards for a Sour James. I have not yet come to terms with the implications.
Also at this point Ange II: Postecoglu Boogaloo feels like it’d be on brand for the season.
Also Forest sacked Dyche? 😮💨 Guess it’s a few more weeks left in the Prem.
I’m like days away from just deciding to do a YouTube channel of Cricut and printer stuff, but for dudes.
The Super Bowl XLI Salute To Butts headlines by Sir Mix-A-Lot
Chuck Schumer’s staff are heads down today, feverishly trying to land that zinger for the 5PM Friday press release about the price of eggs ahead of Super Bowl parties this weekend. The Baileys will surely respond to the one that hits the precise Chuck-approved level of mirth.
From a series of Premier League themed valentines for my son; I had to indulge myself on one.
If I accomplish nothing more than making a Big Meeks sticker this week, I’m happy with my achievement.
I do it while wearing my poncho. A Sears poncho.
Color Me Badd x Color Me Mine
Matty B was such a fun part of that offense. I know it won’t happen but I secretly hope this winds up with a return. It doesn’t have to make sense - the heart wants what it wants.
Same logic I followed! Dodger Clubhouse can do the kanji nameplate for Roki too.
Mine’s nice. But starting to feel like I need a Snell lately.
The prophets tell us that two more Mickeys remain: Mickey Core and Mickey Crust. Only when they have come will baseball be complete.
How disappointed I was when I found it The Eagles were actually just five dudes. Not a single one of those fuckers sleep in a cage with a cover on it.
The speculation cycle around Forest firing Nuno is not fast enough. I want the discussion to move to the possible-next-team hype era.
The beauty of Sparta’s album Porcelain is that I listen to it infrequently, and as a result I forget how ridiculously good the back half of the album is. Start at “Death in the Family” and let it run from there. Volume way up.
The Octonauts Cinematic Universe
The lesson here: yes, you can buy yachts and rockets and media properties. But it even a few minutes of free ideation and you’re figuring out the logistics of adding another mound to Cahokia, made entirely of mashed potatoes.
And I think — as a joke, just for comedy — I’d first hire a small army of people and have them place and complete the Zeitpyramide sculpture. And then after complaints, I’d move it away but then remove one block every ten years a couple weeks before the next one is placed at the real site.
I would build a fully realized version of the Sandia report’s nuclear waste storage, but all messaging would be appropriately licensed transcriptions of Longmont Potion Castle calls.
I would pay to have every bus and train in LA wrapped with graphics that weren’t sized according to aspect ratio so it looks like you’re driving alongside the only Lamborghini Countach that could comfortably fit Lurch from the Addams Family.
I would fund all — ALL doctors offices in California to have the cardboard treasure chest with plastic trinkets that you can grab after your visit. You just went to the dermatologist and got that thing checked out! Good job, here’s an orange plastic ring that looks like a spider.
I would buy one of my old apartment buildings and flood the first floor with sausage gravy just because it wouldn’t be financially ruinous and no one’s ever done that before.
If I were a billionaire, instead of buying newspapers and media outlets, I would privatize Olympic Blvd and make it the world’s longest Slip-n-Slide. And fund research into lowering friction to near zero. Downtown to the ocean in 45 seconds for just a nickel.
Ultras, but for kids AYSO teams.
As an LAFC fan watching every other game and then watching us not score in two games.
You asked ChatGPT and it told you? Well, I was casting bones and they told a very different story.
Watching LAFC vs Chelsea prematch coverage while trying to work, all I can think of is having prematch analysis for the workday.
