Lawrence Rudmann

tRump sent a puppy to Ghislaine Maxwell after it ate all the Epstein Files. The Rottweiler puppy belonged to tRump advisor & neo-nazi Stephen Miller who complained the dog wouldn’t bark. If Maxwell doesn’t want the puppy Homeland Sec. Kristi Noem said she would take care of it. Mediaize.com

The undertaker did the best he could given what he had to work with…

tRump demands a pay raise to $2 Trillion in reaction to Elon Musk $1 trillion pay approved by Tesla stockholders. “I’ve stopped 46 wars, tried to beget 86 offspring & invented the “weave” speech & hair styles. I deserve a raise,” he said. mediaize.com

As a result of increased facists ICE raids tRump orders release of the U.S. Strategic Reserve of Zip Ties to accommodate a nationwide shortage of the anti-immigrant restraints. mediaize.com

KING tRump orders destruction of Lincoln Memorial and that it be replaced with KING tRump Memorial. mediaize.com

tRump bestows Presidential Medal of Freedom, the nation’s highest civilian honor, to Prince Andrew and George Santos. After giving up his Royal Duke title, tRump says the Prince likes him and so does Santos so they both deserve the highest honor America can bestow. mediaize.com

U.S. Troops are poised to invade Venezuela soon to confiscate the Nobel Prize awarded today to Venezuelan peace activist Maria Machado. “That prize is mine, declared an angry president tRump. If it takes a war to get my peace prize then so be it,” shouted tRump. mediaize.com

Trump’s gold toilet, now worth $204.36, has increased by $1.50 due to rising spray paint costs. The “Extra tall-boy” American Standard toilet, painted Liberace Gold to match his Oval Office decor, benefits from soaring gold prices above $4,000. Mediaize.com

tRump threatens Chicago River tourist boats with drone attacks.. says anti-Semitic Woke Venezuelan drug traffickers are hiding fentanyl in deep dish pizza boxes.

tRump takeover of TikTok
will be renamed TrumpTok. The algorithm will be re-trained to identify antifa, radical leftists & Epstein List Hoaxers. New TTok app’s algorithm will present pro-MAGA content & tRump family-friendly investment opportunities. mediaize.com

Pope Leo will have his U.S. citizenship revoked unless he canonizes murdered Charlie Kirk, said tRump. “I demand that St Charlie statues,holy water,cards & relics be displayed for adoration & supplication in every public school & govt office,” he said mediaize.com

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Following his shakedowns (deals?) of Apple, chip makers Nvidia & Intel, & Nipon Steel tRump says U. S. part ownership of Hooters will patriotically strengthen the vision of American men up & down the body politic of democracy. (Mediaize.com)

tRump demands U. S. equity stake in Hooters. Plans to “leverage the cleavage” in exchange for approving Hooters’ chapter 11 and restructuring agreement.

When the media reports horrific crimes of mass murder the suspect is always referred to as “the shooter.” Stop saying “the shooter”… instead say: “the murderer.” The media also refers to the murderer’s “manifesto.” Stop. It’s not a “manifesto.” How about “insane rant.” (Mediaize.com)

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tRump declares Alaska Summit victory: “My presidential Plane is BIGGER than Putin’s,” he says. (mediaize.com)

Unfit for Humanity (Mediaize.com)

tRump’s Labor Dept reports zero unemployment & inflation & declared prices for housing, food, automobiles & entertainment have dropped by 47,000 percent according to new calculations by Ghislaine Maxwell, newly appointed Bureau of Labor Statistics chief. mediaize.com

One of many demands Ghislaine Maxwell purportedly told tRump’s DOJ was to require “DIZNEY”to create a movie casting her image as Princess Ghislaine. Production on “Princess Pedo’s Trumpy Island” may begin as soon as tRump pardons her. (mediaize.com)

One of many demands Ghislaine Maxwell purportedly told tRump’s DOJ was to require Disney to create a movie casting her image as Princess Ghislaine. Production on “Princess Pedo’s Trumpy Island” may begin as soon as tRump pardons her. (mediaize.com)

tRump orders Mattel Corp to cease making woke American Girl dolls depicting negative periods in U.S. history. To pacify tRump, Mattel is issuing a special Ghislaine Maxwell American Doll.(mediaize.com)

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tRump orders Washington Commanders football team to change name to Reservation Dawgs.. and Cleveland Guardians baseball team to change their name to Cleveland Savages. (Mediaize.com)

She has to be the most nervous and scared prisoner in the U.S. Ditch your bed sheets, Ghislaine!

This tRump drawing just discovered.(Mediaize.com)

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tRump to release Epstein Files in 50 days & 2 weeks. (mediaize.com)

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Oasis Gallagher Bros tour drops new songs: Wall of Wonder; I Wonder What’s Behind the Wall; It’s a Wonderful Wall; I Wonder Wonder Wonder Who Wrote The Book of Wall; and “Don’t You Wonder Why I Walled You In?” (mediaize.com)

After referring to “Shylock” bankers at an Iowa rally, tRump said he never knew it was antisemitic. He said woke critics will probably next say that the “N” word is racist. (mediaize.com)

tRump to fete Diddy at a Mar-a-Lago FREAKOFF to celebrate acquittals. (mediaize.com)