Matt Falcon

We had an exceptionally good time in Colombia and I’m super excited to be back home.

Getting her Michael Jackson style nose job repaired, hopefully.

Compare that enormous crowd of people who showed up to criticize Trump yesterday to the number of people who showed up in DC in June to celebrate him when he threw his pathetic, vanity military parade for his birthday.

This is Antifa. Which, I guess, makes Republicans Profa.

The blind are leading the blind.

Still no Rapture? If only the Lord were as punctual as He is wrathful. Glory!

Every single utterance from these people is tainted.

I totally wanna see that sometime ;)

Yeah, she’s a crazy woman nowadays. Poor thing.

Dan Bongino, the FBI deputy director.

Catering the Book Launch of “The Cat Operators Manual” I’m thrilled to announce the long-awaited launch of The Cat Operators Manual, happening on March 18, 2025! With this book, I’ve poured my heart into celebrating all the purrs and quirks that make our ...

The Cat Operator’s Manual launch is in one month!

Big thanks to Jo from Ōhau Wines for covering drinks! But publishing isn’t what it used to be, so I’m crowdfunding catering to make it happen.

💸 Chip in: gogetfunding.com/catering-the-book-launch-of-the-cat-operators-manual

Let’s make it special!

We all need some feel good stuff right now!

As I am waiting for my connection… 🤞

A drunk renaming a US military base after a foreign power who fought to kill the US military seems as bit traitorous, no?

When I was a kid we used to go to Andy’s Tukwila station which was an affiliated partner Restaurant!

Absolutely insane. Even right wingers who live in the Pacific Northwest can’t believe this nonsense, right?

Play stupid games, lose stupid money. Too bad he has too much stupid money…

WOW! ❤️

Ick! I’ve never much cared her. A bit aloof and then some, for my taste.

To those blaming Elon Musk for his rocket exploding, be fair: Elon only *pretends* to be an engineer at his companies.

In reality, he used daddy's money to buy other people's ideas. And sometimes he buys bad ideas. And sometimes he buys good ideas, like Twitter, & ruins them with *his* bad ideas.

Nor should she. Keep that orange excrement guessing.

Haha, I’ll eat either, but no beans if I get to choose! 😂🤤

Of course he is. He’s a liar and he’s deranged.

Omg I was watching old episodes of ‘Hotel’ from the 80s but then they disappeared from YouTube. :(

Love me some Fairmont San Francisco!