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Michael

@lusotart.bsky.social

Pretentious aging hipster πŸ‡΅πŸ‡ΉπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ https://www.instagram.com/lusotart

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A doorstop of a piece of cake

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a chimpanzee is laying on a couch and pointing at a piece of paper ALT: a chimpanzee is laying on a couch and pointing at a piece of paper

Went to M&S to pick something up for dinner. Nothing took my fancy so left with nothing. There’s food in freezer, or pasta but nothing is appealing.

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Just send it back. You’ll need one come October

24.02.2026 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

PTSD dear?

24.02.2026 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Who's that gut lord marching? You should cut down on your sugarlife mate, get some exercise!

All the people…

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Post something from the 80s

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The Italian underwear model!

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a man wearing a white suit and a helmet stands next to another man wearing a helmet ALT: a man wearing a white suit and a helmet stands next to another man wearing a helmet
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a man in a red shirt sits at a table in front of a computer ALT: a man in a red shirt sits at a table in front of a computer

If you listen to music whilst you work do you have a little dance in your chair or are you normal?

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#np SKIN

24.02.2026 14:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not what I thought. Thought it was for your giblets!! 🀣🀣

24.02.2026 13:28 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Morning love x

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Happy Tuesday!

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Welcome back!

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Lift G

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Happy Tuesday Erich 😘

24.02.2026 09:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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I got da big screen today

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Oh lovely, while I’m down here…

24.02.2026 08:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t talk I’m 5’7!

24.02.2026 08:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

6’ ft 4 now?

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Morning

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Morning guys, cats don’t give a shit!

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Have a wank

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πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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No just Mandelson arrested

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Have you two!

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