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@lusotart.bsky.social

Pretentious aging hipster ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ

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Latest posts by lusotart.bsky.social on Bluesky

Sorry should have offered to do it for you. How rude.

26.11.2025 14:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Iโ€™m revising Patent law for new job as I havenโ€™t done Patents in ages and me rn

26.11.2025 14:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman wearing a pink leopard print scarf says treat yo self ALT: a woman wearing a pink leopard print scarf says treat yo self

Have another

26.11.2025 14:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have you had a wank today? Just had one myself.

26.11.2025 14:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So sorry that happened to you.

26.11.2025 14:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต (yes heโ€™s ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช)

26.11.2025 13:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman in a pink coat is standing next to two men and says excuse me ? ALT: a woman in a pink coat is standing next to two men and says excuse me ?
26.11.2025 13:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think Costa is almost ยฃ5 @malgm.uk can confirm

26.11.2025 13:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Early onset dementia?

26.11.2025 12:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why are you all coming to London today? Is there a big gay meeting I do t know about?

26.11.2025 12:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is the Leigh Bowery exhibition at the Tate Modern? Go see that amazing

26.11.2025 11:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah the Bluesky version is good. The private versions are better with face included and real name. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ Heโ€™s a sweetheart

26.11.2025 11:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ah shit. My HB1Ac has gone up 27 points. Thats probably because I stopped taking mounjaro because GP worried about emotional state (grief). Not moving much because unemployed and job hunting stress. All factors for increase. With work and mounjaro things should improve and settle.

26.11.2025 11:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Coffee first. Think later

26.11.2025 09:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Yours is better

26.11.2025 09:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Happy Birthday Edith ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ๐Ÿฅณ

26.11.2025 09:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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25.11.2025 22:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fucking Sodโ€™s Law!

25.11.2025 21:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This song makes me cry every time. Cant listen to it ๐Ÿ˜‚

25.11.2025 20:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thank goodness you said face

25.11.2025 20:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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25.11.2025 20:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I still buy the Radio Times every year like a tradition ๐Ÿ˜‚

25.11.2025 20:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The bruising from a blood test. SMH

25.11.2025 20:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œGet in me, you sweet juicy wonderโ€ - bet you say that to all the guys!

25.11.2025 19:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

2 out of 3 ainโ€™t bad ๐Ÿ˜‚

25.11.2025 19:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I love it too. Itโ€™s in my Apple library bought it when it was first released.

25.11.2025 19:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes. Daโ€™vine won the Oscar for Best Supporting Actress

25.11.2025 19:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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This is on Netflix now. Watch it, it was my fave film from 2023. Itโ€™s also a great Christmas movie and a comedy.

25.11.2025 19:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I only cook roast chicken with onion, garlic and salt, some bay leaves if I have them.

25.11.2025 19:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I only eat one if I cook it or if I trust the person cooking it.

25.11.2025 18:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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