@brooksbannister.bsky.social
I’m a squirrel and democracy lover, and we’d be better off if we let the squirrels take over Earth. My followers are called Acorns, and I don’t do DM’s, crypto, GoFundMe’s, or photos of your… you know.
They tried to rig the game, but you can’t fake influence.
- Kendrick Lamar
Sir, this is a Wendy’s.
23.09.2025 15:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
I know things are not great and will continue to not be great, but I’d like to share something that’s been keeping me sane: Sporcle quizzes! Here’s the latest ones I’ve made:
www.sporcle.com/playlists/Ot...
Sorry I’ve been gone for so long. I’ve been trying to manage my mental health because of… well, everything. I’ve just come back to say we need more Al Greens and Jasmine Crocketts in the Democratic Party
05.03.2025 23:29 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Lone Skum can eat it!
Twitter account is officially gone! BlueSky is my permanent home now!
I was struggling with how I feel about everything, but this sums it it up very well.
America’s isn’t perfect and won’t be for a while, but it’s worth fighting for. Be there and act to truly make America better.
There’s a clear vibe shift going around. They woke the sleeping giant. Now, whatever we can do, we make them pay.
04.02.2025 01:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I can’t believe I’m using Chappelle’s Show now, but if only Trump got ruined because he decided to keep it real.
29.01.2025 03:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If you’re reading this, get mad. Do the job nobody has the cajones to do.
We will win in the end.
Democrats, this is our 2026 message.
28.01.2025 00:42 — 👍 2 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0This.
Make this the message of 2026. Make the working class see that the billionaires ruined their lives.
I thought you were going say “seducing a deer, making it fall in love with you, realizing it is the one, and entering a loving, stable relationship.”
26.01.2025 04:04 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
If anybody still bothers to own a Facebook page, it would be a shame if you were to find MAGA idiots and troll them. Yep, a real shame.
23.01.2025 12:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Duh
22.01.2025 15:26 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Billy Ray looks like he just found out the park installed anti-homeless features on their benches.
22.01.2025 02:31 — 👍 21 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0That’s just what I’m gonna be calling these idiots for as long as I live.
20.01.2025 23:47 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0GSN for me, only because I got sick today.
20.01.2025 18:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Perfect as the Trumps are set to robble robble from everyone whose bank accounts don’t have ten figures.
20.01.2025 17:58 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I have only one insight for that other happening today: Beyonce called, she wants her hat back.
20.01.2025 17:56 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I’ll be doing Game Show Network once I get back home from work. Did you know they’re airing Ken Jennings-hosted Jeopardy now? Soon, Tic-Tac-Dough will be airing new episodes!
20.01.2025 03:57 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0When this is over, Trump will hopefully be lucky to fill a Burger King for a rally.
20.01.2025 03:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Vivek, that’s the door hitting you on your way out.
20.01.2025 00:20 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Please use up all the political capital you have to save TikTok, Trump. Maybe then voters might use their brains and reconsider- *snickering* Can’t finish that sentence.
19.01.2025 04:29 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The anti-vax movement just being a front for lining the pockets of Big Conspiracy Products is a conspiracy theory I’d actually believe in.
19.01.2025 04:24 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Feels good to have the squirrel and fox team up! Welcome to my world, @getyourfoxyback.bsky.social!
19.01.2025 04:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Go find the island Tom Hanks was stranded on in Cast Away.
16.01.2025 22:53 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0And also a reminder that we’d be doing good to sell off Ohio to Canada.
You know, cause of football?
