@linoleum.bsky.social
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ACAB includes guardian angels
02.11.2025 02:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Charlie Spurt
10.09.2025 19:52 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If Mark Wahlberg was at Kent State, it wouldn’t have went down like it did
22.08.2025 03:03 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0“Peace lily? More like piece of shit lily.”
*dropkicks plant across funeral parlor*
“My bulb is so wet right now”
- a doomer talking dirty
Trying to find the best ufologist because I don’t want a botched vasectomy
30.05.2025 18:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Support the toops, guys
23.05.2025 03:47 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I like my women like I like my Sig Sauer’s - liable to go off unexpectedly
21.05.2025 03:04 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0TED Talk joi change my life
18.05.2025 23:36 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ACAB includes ordering off menu
16.05.2025 17:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Lysdexic fa
11.05.2025 23:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I like my women like I like my Keurig K cups - aggressively toxic
11.05.2025 15:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Pope Charlie XCX
09.05.2025 03:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ACAB includes the Staccato P
07.05.2025 11:33 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0They call it the land of the free yet no one has developed a neck fan that doesn’t interfere with the cheek weld on my AR
04.05.2025 11:38 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Avoid the libertarian zoo. It’s just one emaciated lion and a bunch of sunbleached skeletons
03.05.2025 14:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0New product idea - gray mayonnaise aka Grayonnaise
01.05.2025 00:08 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Album cover Tyler, The Creator Chromakopia
This album is like twisted fantasy if Kanye realized that other people have feelings too
29.04.2025 14:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The grocery store can’t play Evanescence and expect me not to feel and express Big Emotions
21.04.2025 21:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0How is it that the kids eat free promo at Hooters is never on my custody weekend?
20.04.2025 23:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The version of Clue where every room is a goon cave and every weapon a cuck chair
20.04.2025 14:19 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Touch grass? Nay. Touch receipts until you have BPA coming out the wazoo
18.04.2025 19:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Did you all know that the 5 second rule is a myth (except for liquids)?
18.04.2025 16:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Switching everyone to Windows 11 during Autism Acceptance Month is definitely a mixed message.
18.04.2025 13:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The best way to reduce microplastic intake is to eat animals lower in the food chain. This is why you should stop eating bear.
16.04.2025 16:59 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Why carry a shotgun in a scabbard while bicycling through town?
Because it’d get rusty if it was touching my sweaty, sexy, muscly back, your honor.
They quit making the extra skeleton bone broth
15.04.2025 13:12 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0ACAB doesn’t include cops with teeny, tiny badges
13.04.2025 05:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 05.11 Tactical should make a molle leash for hyperactive libertarians who keep wandering off
12.04.2025 16:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0TIL that, on the set of Ghandi, they called Ben Kingsley, Buns Kingsley, because his buns was poppin
12.04.2025 14:38 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
