SapphicSnake (She/They)

"OH YOU GAYS SHIP CANONICALLY STRAIGHT CHARACTERS IN GAY SHIPS ALL THE TIME! WE STRAIGHTS HAVE THE RIGHT TO SHIP LESBIANS WITH MEN" - Persecuted straight dude

Stay away from shipping communities y'all. It's the best thing you can do to your mental health.

14.09.2025 21:02 — 👍 1100    🔁 95    💬 39    📌 11

Recluse + Sucy sketch

04.06.2025 03:31 — 👍 200    🔁 54    💬 3    📌 0

Two sketches of the Recluse and the Revenant from Elden Ring Nightreign. On the left, the Revenant is hugging the Recluse with her face buried in her bust. The Recluse is smiling down at her and holding her back. Two thought bubbles with hearts in them are coming from the Revenant. The sketch on the right shows the Recluse naked on her knees, giving the Revenant a titjob. The Revenant is holding her dress up and blushing, standing bow-legged. She looks flustered. Three hearts are floating above the Recluse’s head.

fuck it. nightreign yuri

08.06.2025 07:19 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

lil Recluse and Revenant

09.06.2025 23:42 — 👍 417    🔁 69    💬 5    📌 0

[original upload date: July 8, 2024] 🥳
this getting 35k likes was a great birthday present not gonna lie #stellefly

17.10.2024 15:22 — 👍 263    🔁 53    💬 1    📌 0

watch as the mages guild ban conjuration next.

01.05.2025 15:27 — 👍 6022    🔁 1478    💬 37    📌 16

my wife was asking me about apothecary diaries and as i was explaining it to her, all i could think of is how much i love maomao

23.04.2025 20:07 — 👍 957    🔁 109    💬 27    📌 3

NOBLE EUNUCH, HELP! THERE IS A RAT! BUT HE IS BANGING OUT THE TUNES MY LIEGE.

:D

24.04.2025 21:17 — 👍 900    🔁 322    💬 4    📌 2

24.04.2025 19:06 — 👍 7699    🔁 1160    💬 80    📌 37

Trade deficit. I have bought food from say, Chilis. They have never bought food from me.

There is a trade deficit with Chilis. I’m still doing fine.

The trade deficit argument SOUNDS compelling, but it’s a straw man with no relevancy

05.04.2025 23:53 — 👍 36236    🔁 6554    💬 956    📌 279

Nooooooooooo 😭

02.04.2025 07:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The brainworms are winning 😈

31.03.2025 17:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A heroine is seen arriving at the top of a tower to save a princess from the infamous Dragon Queen. "I have come to take you from this tower, beautiful maiden!", said the brave warrior. But the princess had a not so enthusiastic reaction to the arrival of her savior: "Eeeww! I'm not into women! Out!!! Ordered the princess, rejecting the brave heroine. But to the surprise of the noble woman, the warrior wasn't there because of her: "I'm not talking about you." Replied the warrior, running straight into the arms of the giant Dragon Queen and screaming: "I'm talking about this cute Dragon Lady!!!", leaving the princess dumbfounded as the warrior and dragon snuggled before her eyes.

24.03.2025 19:40 — 👍 7310    🔁 1069    💬 49    📌 11

An epic battle between a heroine and a powerful goddess is happening. The battle now lasts for 3 days nonstop, until the goddess manages to get a grab of the woman warrior with her tentacles: "Foolish heroine! I, The Goddess of Darkness, will suffocate you to death!!!" Said the dark deity, triumphantly. "Any last wor--" but before she could finish her sentence, the heroine had a quite unusual response to being squeezed by the deity's tentacles... "Aahnn harder!" Uttered the mortal woman, unprompted. The two women looked at each other with a great mix of confusion and awkwardness, but also a barrier might've been broken... Years passes and the two enemies are now married and with a demigod daughter. The woman warrior, snuggling with the former evil goddess, then reveals to the young woman: "And that's how I met your mom, sweetie!", to an awkward "Oh." as response. And they lived happily ever after.

26.03.2025 19:27 — 👍 4386    🔁 734    💬 27    📌 10