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Emma

@whattheforklads.bsky.social

Aston Villa’s unofficially official cheerleader.

699 Followers  |  625 Following  |  1,012 Posts  |  Joined: 07.08.2024  |  1.8157

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Getting my kitchen done.. Doesn’t necessarily have to be folding if it’s light enough for my weak self to move, needs to be padded though. 🫶

Also, hi, 👋

11.11.2025 18:34 — 👍 0    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Trying to find a padded folding counter height chair that i can use while i cook & wash up etc because of my back/leg is proving to be a harder task than i thought. Can’t get a heavy barstool because of my muscle atrophy.🫠

If anyone has a recommendation for a lightweight one, it would be welcomed x

11.11.2025 18:34 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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WE SCORED A GOAL!!!

#AVFC

16.09.2025 19:47 — 👍 19    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Same, actually shed a tear at the video. We watched him grow up.

And took the time to say a heartfelt goodbye.

17.08.2025 16:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Genuinely made me emotional. 😢
#AVFC

17.08.2025 16:23 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Cheers JJ, Emma’s crying.

One of our own. 💫 💜💙
#AVFC

17.08.2025 16:23 — 👍 19    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

Also Marco Bizot is a massive upgrade on Olsen. 🐐
#AVFC

16.08.2025 13:38 — 👍 19    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cash could score 5 goals and assist an Ollie Watkins hat-trick and Villa twitter would still call him shit. Ffs.

His fault Ezri pulled Gordon down, apparently, Ez isn’t responsible for his own actions. Not a word about the two massive blocks he made or his other good defensive moments. 🙄

#AVFC

16.08.2025 13:37 — 👍 16    🔁 1    💬 5    📌 1
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AND WE’RE BACK!!!

Happy Villa Saturday babs!!

Up the fumkin Villa!!!! 💜💙
#AVFC

16.08.2025 05:17 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😂.. He did

10.08.2025 21:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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🎶 TROFEU CERAMICA YOU’LL NEVER SING THAT 🎶
#AVFC

10.08.2025 21:09 — 👍 16    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 1

More jeering than cheering, think the claps were from the few trying to drown the jeers out.

10.08.2025 21:06 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah, the majority don’t seem happy about it

10.08.2025 21:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Sounds like Partey’s unwelcome at his new club.

Rightly so.

10.08.2025 20:48 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

I’m quite excited to see who Ollie is this season. A restful summer has done him the world of good.
#AVFC

10.08.2025 19:31 — 👍 13    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I don’t think they expected me to tell them they were giving off small dick energy.. in French. 😂

I was obviously promptly told to wash the dishes.

10.08.2025 19:10 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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I’ve set off the Marseille fans on Twitter, they really don’t like women that talk back.. think they might be worse than the Spuds. 😂

Anyway, up the TM5!! 🫡💜💙
#AVFC

10.08.2025 17:51 — 👍 33    🔁 0    💬 6    📌 0

Small injury, still at bodymoor with Barkley.. I think maybe the new kid, Redmond, as well.

03.08.2025 13:46 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Morgan is 100% the (adored) annoying little sibling. 😂
#AVFC

03.08.2025 13:45 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Any advice i can give them to try? They’ve been trying to log in and it keeps saying they require a membership

31.07.2025 00:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Someone on twitter just told me they don’t get Villa TV with their season ticket and i must say i’m shocked, and slightly disgusted.

31.07.2025 00:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Emi in the lineup. Ben Jacobs is shooketh.

30.07.2025 23:33 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
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30.07.2025 18:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Newcastle are having a terrible window

30.07.2025 18:49 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

Did you? Aww. Nice to be remembered 🫶

29.07.2025 19:43 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Random ‘a’.. i’m so back x

29.07.2025 19:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Hi. 👋

Remembered my login.

I’m still sort of a alive, sorry.

29.07.2025 18:55 — 👍 23    🔁 0    💬 6    📌 0

My boys are sat in the garden with the burn bin going - a lot of boxes to burn with me being immobile & having to order basics like shampoo - & just chilling with a beer & music is pure summer vibes.

Feels like things are finally more ‘normal’ despite me still not being fixed.. My heart is happy. 🥰

17.06.2025 20:23 — 👍 12    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Thanks for reading my ‘dear diary’ internalised emotional diarrhoea x

08.06.2025 21:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One of the things I’m struggling with the most with these newly acquired disabilities is not being able to get things done as quickly as i used to, can’t even vacuum the house in one go without my legs going.

I’m fine, but it’s having an impact on my headspace lately. I can feel myself isolating. 😅

08.06.2025 21:25 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

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