Chris Cavs

Another billionaire so out of touch he thinks kids “dig ditches” for pocket money. It’s crazy how they are on a completely different planet than the rest of us.

Would I rather be at home watching movies alone and getting drunk and stoned? Yes.

Will I actually be taking my kids to see fireworks instead? Also yes.

Pandora is playing Power of Love by Hughey Lewis and the News. Somehow, this just hits different.

What i wouldn't give to have worked here back in the day!

I would too! What an amazing building full of history!

I’d kind of like to see a live action version of Big Hero 6.

that woman is wild for saying that. Guh.

I just want a job so I can afford to take a vacation.

Perhaps this is controversial, but hey why not:

All you leftists who bragged that "If you go far enough left, you get your gun rights back," need to put your money where your mouth is. There are literal tyrannical jackbooted stormtroopers in the streets kidnapping people.

Get out there.

Threads is tripping on LSD or something, so I'm back here for a bit. How's it going?

It's wild that so many people fall for it. And why? Because they think life will be easier somehow? There's no forethought, and I'm uncertain as to why.

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O…ok..sorry?

No idea. Sounds like an experiment is in order. For science.

Not in Texas!

Not the Idol!!!!! That’s amazing.

Well now I need to up my collection game. Yours is so good.

Ah! The Indy Mickey statue! I need that!!! I love your collection!

Ok but I LOVE the Disney display!!

Trying to use a 10+ year old iMac is infuriating.

What’s going on? Where am I? Who? What?

Yup. Here in New England, we’ve gone as late as June 23-24 thanks to snow days.

I know. I feel that deeply as well. I worry so much too.

I would!!!

There’s nothing better than a Sea Dog Biscuit on a summer night at the game!

And also, apparently the RealID push is bullshit as well.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you’re not obligated to justify your choice of music, books, television, or films to anyone.

What the fuck? I hope it was just some dumb teenager and not a grown adult.

Now that’s how to do Saturday.

My pumpkins? They’re smashing.