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4 News, headline, 25 Feb 2022

War in Europe: Russia invades Ukraine

The past 24 hours from the invasion of Ukraine - as reported on by our team on the ground.

4 News, headline, 3 Mar 2026

Israeli troops cross into Lebanon amid fears of wider war

Lindsey Hilsum International Editor

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The Right was always the party of pronouns

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the mechanical turk 256 years and still going strong

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And is ripping off my creative and professional work and throwing it in a cement mixer while reliably informing me that their business model simply won’t scale if they pay for my labor.

meanwhile every other trans woman i know who is one of the greatest minds of their generation is begging for meds and fundraising to eat three times a week and starve the rest

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⚠️ warning ⚠️

Got a rash of them recently, so a reminder: if your username looks like namename3828, you have no profile pic, no posts, and no bio, I just preemptively block. I don't want to fuck around with whatever reason that kind of account exists.

Aw, BUTTS I'm so sorry love! For a while there it felt like they had a shot at the top spot this year and then they kinda fell apart

Day 63!! I’ve been awake since 5.30am and my beloved Aston Villa have just taken another beating, so here’s an older oyster from last year. A3 size, in pastels! 🦪🦪🦪

anti-trans Dems ate shit last night

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Short for ruby because you're very beautiful and precious to me and red cause I make you BLUSH with compliments

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Heee that's half the fun!

You have to reskeet it now them's the rules ya rube

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I have this great joke about the credulous nature of the modern internet but the punchline is too big to fit in one skeet so I had to put it in my bio

Read my accessible analysis of Goodwin v UK – why it still matters, and what the courts are getting wrong – here:

[We see a close up of a young white male, tanned, white teeth, coiffed hair clearly an influencer on social media. It is an image such as you see when social media posts are shown on the news. In the corner of the screen is named a location: DUBAI. He is staring slightly off-camera for several silent panels of the comic strip. His eyes move slightly. He is having a thought.] From off-screen a newsreader’s commentary comes: NEWSREADER: Extraordinary images here of an expat in Dubai [The influencer’s eybrows raise slightly] …Having their first ever geopolitical thought. [CUT TO a BBC news scene. The BBC newsreader CLIVE MYRIE is talking to an interviewee next to the screen showing the social media influencer’s face. The interviewee’s name is David Jones]. CLIVE MYRIE: To explain the significance of this moment we’re joined by David Jones, our Expat Thoughts correspondent DAVID JONES: Clive, this is momentous It was caught on film at the end of an Instagram post titled: ‘Dubai Is Brilliant’. [Pointing at the screen, the influencer’s expression still the same] You can clearly see in the eyebrows here, the dawning realisation that there *might* be something in the world beyond his dickhead self. It marks a *huge* departure from all the Dubai Expat’s previous thoughts. CLIVE MYRIE: Which are…? DAVID JONES: You've Got To Get Yourself Out Here Mate, Everything Is So Clean, I Don't Have To Pay Taxes, I Am Incurious As To Why I Do Not Have To Pay Taxes, and Spa. CLIVE MYRIE: And might we see an expansion of these new Thoughts in coming days? DAVID JONES: I think we can expect to see: “I Deserve To Be Airlifted By A Country I Pay No Tax To” CLIVE MYRIE: Mmm. [Ends]