Matt Kalman

Matt Kalman

@mattkalman.bsky.social

Mets Sabres Jets … it’s a rough life

301 Followers 151 Following 428 Posts Joined Nov 2024
2 days ago

Can't wait until they start making their ankles swell to the size of tree trunks

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3 days ago

A fun ride!

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4 days ago

I was wondering if maybe he put on the hat later but, no, he wore a bright red tie with his baseball cap yesterday. bsky.app/profile/atru...

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5 days ago

$3.289 per gallon
50 cents more than last week

Great work MAGA

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The Storyteller of the White Sox If you follow the White Sox, you likely know broadcaster Jason Benetti was born with cerebral palsy. But that’s just the start of his story.

This morning, NBC Sports announced that Jason Benetti will be the new voice of MLB Sunday Night Baseball on their national broadcasts. If you don't know him, here's a magazine profile I wrote about him from 5 years ago. (Illustration by Mark Ulriksen.)

www.chicagomag.com/chicago-maga...

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6 days ago

@chadfinn.bsky.social hey Chad, hope you're well.

I was wondering if you know if NBC still has flex rights with Sunday Night Baseball. They announced the full sked without any reference to flexing (as far as I can tell). Would love to know if it's finally safe to buy Sunday afternoon game tickets.

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1 week ago

The only thing worse than warhawks are warhawks too chicken shit to admit they started a war

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1 week ago

🎉

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a woman in a colorful sweater is sitting at a desk with the words wrong answer written on it . ALT: a woman in a colorful sweater is sitting at a desk with the words wrong answer written on it .
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3 Screenshots from the movie "Idiocracy" (2006): First, a barren landscape filled with mountains of garbage and a dilapidated vehicle perched on top, under a hazy sky. Second, a man in drab clothing stands amidst a pile of trash in a dimly lit room, appearing contemplative. Third, a magazine cover with bold text reading "HOT NAKED CHICKS & WORLD REPORT" dated March 3, 2505, featuring a woman's face.

Mar 3rd 2505 - The Great Garbage Avalanche of 2505. This awoke Joe Bauers from a long forgotten suspended animation experiment.

📽️📅 Idiocracy (2006)

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1 week ago

Yep

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1 week ago

Hey look its former Bruins NESN sideline reporter lady

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1 week ago

😢

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This is one of my pettier impulses but I want the record to reflect just how often this motherfucker said that Kamala Harris was the pro-war candidate in 2024.

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1 week ago

And if he said it we know it’s true

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March 13, 1939 - February 27, 2026
Team #FFAA bids farewell to legendary singer, songwriter, pianist, author and podcast guest NEIL SEDAKA. In a career spanning an amazing eight decades, Sedaka has given the world many notable tunes and contributions to the Great American Songbook. R.I.P.

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1 week ago

Even one other company speaking up like this makes it harder for the Pentagon to make good on its insane threats. Would love for Google to join the party today.

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1 week ago

It's time for the left to end DEI and bring back the meritocracy.

by David Ellison, Jared Kushner, and RFK Jr.

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2 weeks ago
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Dropkick Murphys' free concert at the Alex Pretti memorial will stream online The stream, like the concert, will be free, but the band is encouraging viewers to donate to Minnesota organizations.

bringmethenews.com/minnesota-li...

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2 weeks ago

Next season on THE PITT Doctor Robby will explain the benefits of raw milk and why vaccines can lead to demonic possession.

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2 weeks ago

This should be a front-page scandal.

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2 weeks ago

I remain happy that the Zohran Mind Virus is able to impact the most odious man alive. I hope he goes back next time with the Trump Immigration Security Plan that instantly abolishes ICE but renames the Herald Square Sbarro to the Trump National Pizza Shop.

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They should have just cancelled that meeting.

Also, if we “completely obliterated” the nuclear sites, why does Iran need to destroy them? 🤷‍♂️

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2 weeks ago

what?

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When the Nazis used soccer as a weapon of mass manipulation Major sporting events, such as the 1936 Games, served the Reich as loudspeakers for National Socialism, as documented by an exhibition on the grounds of the Olympic Stadium in Berlin

Apropos of nothing, here’s an article about Hitler using a men’s national athletic team as propaganda tools to promote Nazi ideology.

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Kash Patel Thinks He's On The Team | Defector One defining feature of the second Trump administration is the bewildering juxtaposition between various job titles and the people who actually fill those positions. “FBI Director” evokes a…

This is what sports are all about: creating a moment in which the FBI director can finally feel like the most special boy in the world. defector.com/kash-patel-t...

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Justice Department withheld and removed some Epstein files related to Trump An NPR investigation finds the public database of Epstein files is missing dozens of pages related to sexual abuse accusations against President Trump.

I'm not sure why this story from @npr.org isn't the only thing people are talking about today. There are details in here that are as horrifying as anything you might have imagined. This is NPR, people: Cautious, sober, lawyered up the wazoo. www.npr.org/2026/02/24/n...

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2 weeks ago

I did not notsee that coming

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2 weeks ago

good to know i can get gaslit on tcm and c-span tonight.

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LI's Craig Hansen boosting baseball performance Former first-round pick who pitched for Red Sox and Pirates runs high-tech sports lab in Garden City.

@chadfinn.bsky.social making sure you don't miss this one today
www.newsday.com/sports/baseb...

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