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Christmastime Adventurer

05.12.2025 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 61    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

his whole look and a vibe has always been "american psycho"

04.12.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

AMC's doc "Rise of the 49ers," premiering in February, will be narrated by Tom Brady.

Cuz when I hear "AMC," I think "sports docs," and when I hear "49ers," I think "Tom Brady" (Yes, I know he grew up a 49ers fan) and when I think "Voices I love hearing narrate things," I ALSO think "Tom Brady."

04.12.2025 19:27 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

The narrative shifted I warned of has begun. dankennedy.net/2025/12/03/d...

The first strike was murder and/or a war crime, too. We are not at war with Venezuela or Colombia. All 80-plus killings are illegal. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/03/u...

04.12.2025 11:59 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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Opposable Thumbs by Matt Singer: 9780593540152 | PenguinRandomHouse.com: Books Once upon a time, if you wanted to know if a movie was worth seeing, you didn’t check out Rotten Tomatoes or IMDB. You asked whether Siskel & Ebert had given it β€œtwo thumbs up.”...

A bunch of people have bought Opposable Thumbs lately because of the 50th anniversary of the Siskel & Ebert pilot, and I just want to say thank you for that. I’m looking forward to having a new book to show you next year.

04.12.2025 02:04 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
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Future generations will teach courses & symposiums & write books &
documentaries about why this rotating collection of spineless chucklefucks stood around this bumbling idiot during his daily crusty senior lounge act without ever speaking up to say the lunatic wasn’t making one f’ing drop of sense

03.12.2025 23:05 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

Same here

03.12.2025 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Rubio sure looks like an idiot here, talking to another idiot who is sleeping. Maybe they are doing a "Weekend at Bernie's".

02.12.2025 23:53 β€” πŸ‘ 452    πŸ” 110    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 5

None?

03.12.2025 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

wow another Trump admin hypocrite, I can't believe it

02.12.2025 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Trump officially says Charlie Brown had hoes

02.12.2025 23:00 β€” πŸ‘ 205    πŸ” 18    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 4

HELLO! It's GIVING TUESDAY and I am coming to you as the proud President of the Greater Newark Holiday Fund asking for help to meet our fundraising goal. We provide: housing, medicine, food, clothing, service programs and mental health intervention. I love our team:

holidayfund.org/donation/con...

02.12.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i’m hot for teacher

02.12.2025 18:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Interesting

02.12.2025 17:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's great that reporting on the double tap has spotlighted the abject criminality of this Administration.

But don't forget: Venezuela is not waging war on America or Americans, and the men killed were not combatants.

The first strike was every bit as illegal as the second.

02.12.2025 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 32362    πŸ” 9369    πŸ’¬ 905    πŸ“Œ 370
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Trump Administration Will No Longer Commemorate World AIDS Day

Every year since 1988, the United States has recognized World AIDS Day β€” until now.

Why not? Maybe because the Trump administration doesn’t want to acknowledge that its foreign aid cuts led to nearly 150,000 deaths from AIDS, according to Boston University researchers.

Shameful.

01.12.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3526    πŸ” 1301    πŸ’¬ 111    πŸ“Œ 52

I'm shocked that his grammar sucks too

01.12.2025 04:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaugh β€’9h β€œBREAKING: Gov. Tim Walz says Somalians are ESSENTIAL to the Minnesota community - despite STEALING millions or even billions in taxpayer dollars.
β€˜They bring diversity and ENERGY to a place like Minnesota!’ Pathetic. Somalians LEECH - DEPORT THEM.”

Response from Gregory Bovino’s official account: β€œWaltz is of the same class as newsome, stein, pritzker - gubners [governors] who choose illegal aliens over their own citizens. Amazing incompetence”

Eric Daugherty @EricLDaugh β€’9h β€œBREAKING: Gov. Tim Walz says Somalians are ESSENTIAL to the Minnesota community - despite STEALING millions or even billions in taxpayer dollars. β€˜They bring diversity and ENERGY to a place like Minnesota!’ Pathetic. Somalians LEECH - DEPORT THEM.” Response from Gregory Bovino’s official account: β€œWaltz is of the same class as newsome, stein, pritzker - gubners [governors] who choose illegal aliens over their own citizens. Amazing incompetence”

Chief Bovino is not a political appointee. He is a civil servant, subject to the same requirements to be nonpartisan as any other employee. These messages are being broadcast from an official government account.

01.12.2025 02:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2814    πŸ” 823    πŸ’¬ 164    πŸ“Œ 53

Imagine traveling back in time to Week 4 after the Patriots beat the Panthers and telling everyone a. this started a Pats win streak still ongoing as we enter December and also b. those Panthers who got run off the field that day are now 7-6.

01.12.2025 01:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Kristi Noem made final call on deportation flights after judge ordered planes to turn back, DOJ says The DOJ said Kristi Noem was the Trump official who refused a judge’s order to stop deporting alleged Venezuelan gang members to El Salvador.

The disclosure in a court filing is the first time the Trump administration has said who was responsible for the March decision that drew the ire of a federal judge.
on.nbcboston.com/N9I1r45

30.11.2025 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

He should testify to Congress

30.11.2025 00:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Senator Mark Kelly Is in the Wrong Job He should be secretary of defense.

Pete Hegseth is right: Mark Kelly shouldn't be a senator.

He should take Hegseth's job and be SECDEF.

I'll be on MSNOW at 4pm to talk more about it.

www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...

25.11.2025 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2628    πŸ” 534    πŸ’¬ 80    πŸ“Œ 29

Kool-Aid

25.11.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.

25.11.2025 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 743    πŸ” 41    πŸ’¬ 491    πŸ“Œ 2319

If they're so great stop rolling them back, let's see what greateness they'll bring

24.11.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This was both entertaining and educational

24.11.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tariffs are taxes. When Trump levies new taxes on Americans without any approval by Congress and then talks about giving some of it back, that's not a "reward" – it's a scam.

24.11.2025 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 592    πŸ” 192    πŸ’¬ 49    πŸ“Œ 7

If I’m understanding this correctly, X is owned by a white nationalist who pays poor people of color in developing countries to pretend to be working class white Americans to scare other white Americans into being afraid poor people of color from developing countries are going to ruin America?

23.11.2025 19:30 β€” πŸ‘ 40118    πŸ” 11711    πŸ’¬ 978    πŸ“Œ 687

Why should I spend my time phone banking on the SUFS Aftyn campaign?

1. The numbers for a win are there! We have to get out the vote.

2. Calling works!

3. Putting out the science X democracy fire requires us to take back Congress. This gets us one seat closer to 218.

4. IT IS A WINNABLE RACE!

23.11.2025 12:01 β€” πŸ‘ 503    πŸ” 173    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 7
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Meet Shawn - Shawn Harris for Georgia ο»ΏKick-Off Speech. Shawn grew up in Blakely, Georgia, on his family’s farm. After high school, Shawn enlisted in the U.S. Marine Corps, rising to the rank of Sergeant. Later he got his B.A. in Agribusi...

So, special election next year for MTG seat. Here's the Democrat already in the race. 40-year military vet, retired as an Army Brigadier General. 5 children, 4 grandchildren. Wife Karla works as a family doctor. Plus, they run their grass-fed cattle farm. www.shawnforgeorgia.com/meet-the-can...

22.11.2025 21:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1075    πŸ” 293    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 8

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