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@samschlong.bsky.social

phone longer than my dick they call me samschlong 🏳️‍⚧️

4,617 Followers  |  269 Following  |  2,386 Posts  |  Joined: 12.06.2023  |  1.9577

Latest posts by samschlong.bsky.social on Bluesky

the world isnt ready for my mind

09.11.2025 19:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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(obama voice) good morning

09.11.2025 15:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

pikman...

09.11.2025 01:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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mario and a pikmin smoking a doobie

09.11.2025 01:21 — 👍 578    🔁 125    💬 3    📌 3

tell me what to draw and i will draw it (at some point)

09.11.2025 00:37 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

v2

09.11.2025 00:24 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

the real crable?

09.11.2025 00:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

im hearing its in the works

09.11.2025 00:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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all of my rowans

08.11.2025 23:41 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 1

where tf are they hiding

08.11.2025 03:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

please god tell me there are transfem fujoshis

08.11.2025 01:50 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 1
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twilight princess link :P

08.11.2025 00:07 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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i do my own thang!

08.11.2025 00:07 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

woah hello henchman 21

07.11.2025 21:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

and to think all of my forefathers survived off of this alone

06.11.2025 21:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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check this out

06.11.2025 19:00 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

sometimes i wonder if people are like that cause of some nasty concussion they had as a kid that no one ever noticed

06.11.2025 18:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

unfortunately many cases

06.11.2025 18:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

pirate with a fleshlight attachment for his hook hand

06.11.2025 17:38 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

for an amazing reason

06.11.2025 14:00 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(talking about new orleans) what if it was called new orrrnana and you could rhyme it with orange

06.11.2025 01:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

i hope that i glow while reflecting my lovely friends. i am in bed thinking about their kindness and the light with which they have touched me

05.11.2025 03:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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he needs to be studied

04.11.2025 22:23 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

dick cheney dying was a psyop to distract from my birthday

04.11.2025 17:29 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

sometimes i stare at the mirror and think i kinda look like if my mom and dad had a baby

04.11.2025 17:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

my girl dont get me im just on the poob all day

04.11.2025 16:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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my pimmins

04.11.2025 02:21 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 3    📌 0

when im high im like the whole cast of mst3k but im not saying a single word out loud

04.11.2025 01:32 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

thank you chase :-) it surprisingly is for how much shit i gotta do lol

03.11.2025 18:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

its my birthday i feel like harambe

03.11.2025 12:54 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0

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