rowan sexamungus

big stick of dynamite disguised as a beautiful woman

okay i didnt quite mean shit like that

mostly old people and children im working up my confidence

theyre not even thoughts theyre like fairies that flicker in the gaps of my memory

investing in this thing called "books" i think theyre really gonna take off

emptying my thoughts here like im squeezing the shit out of my bladder to not miss my next meeting

feels cold all the time the ai told me to light myslef on fire i guess ill ask Reddit?

the dread is like a companion that leaves when the sun comes up,

accidentally told the psychiatrist im addicted to my phone and they wont prescribe me anything above a damn multivitamin

i only kill other people as practice for when i do it to myself . i dont wanna fuck it up okay im a perfectionist

hear ye hear ye

how this make you feel white boy

empty white claw next to the bed this morning yea its friday

has adam friedland ever showered

how long apoop should last

this 97 year old racist still does discrimination the old fashioned way!

they should really work on making life more fun

LG i seek wisdom and guidance

need a phrenologist to study seth macfarlanes skull

my girls water broke and a bunch of hotdogs fell out instead of a baby

feel like falling down the stairs who want in

world war 3 in the middle east? why couldnt it have been germany again

one of my limes transitioned

im kind of living in the severance world because every time i come home i get black out so my conscious life is just me waking up going to work and then going home

rubbing on my peculiar appendage

i stayed up all night killin some gnomes and i plan to do it some more tonight

dont let trans people fool you. MEN have peenis. WOMEN have poonis

witch from hansel and gretel: queer guy for my gay pie

sorry i was late to work i was up all night fulfilling the prophecy