rowan sexamungus

rowan sexamungus

@samschlong.bsky.social

phone longer than my dick they call me samschlong πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ

4,703 Followers 271 Following 2,686 Posts Joined Jun 2023
3 hours ago

withered ringo in the fifth beatle at freddys

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3 hours ago

withered ringo in five nights at the beatled

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4 hours ago

the fifth beatle was actually golden ringo but he killed a child and they had to put him out of commission

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3 months ago
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something is wrong with these ups and downs

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10 hours ago

sometimes u be wearing bugs you didnt even feel

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15 hours ago

they cant use torture on people now cause they can just practice CBT to find ways to make the torture enjoyable

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1 day ago

A sandwich that forgives you for everything

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2 days ago

is chris chan in the epstein logs

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2 days ago
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you can only quiet the noise so much before it all goes gray

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2 days ago

sometimes streaks of yellow, blue, fuchsia, appear through brush strokes, you savor these, they are guidance, fleeting fairies

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2 days ago

you do enough, it all turns brown as pigments , even carefully, become acquainted

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2 days ago

they gotta invent a relief that isnt temporary

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3 days ago

tinfoil makes a great hat but it was ruined by conspiracy theorists in cartoons

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4 days ago

big stick of dynamite disguised as a beautiful woman

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4 days ago

okay i didnt quite mean shit like that

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4 days ago

mostly old people and children im working up my confidence

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4 days ago

theyre not even thoughts theyre like fairies that flicker in the gaps of my memory

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4 days ago

investing in this thing called "books" i think theyre really gonna take off

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4 days ago

emptying my thoughts here like im squeezing the shit out of my bladder to not miss my next meeting

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4 days ago

feels cold all the time the ai told me to light myslef on fire i guess ill ask Reddit?

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4 days ago

the dread is like a companion that leaves when the sun comes up,

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4 days ago

accidentally told the psychiatrist im addicted to my phone and they wont prescribe me anything above a damn multivitamin

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4 days ago

i only kill other people as practice for when i do it to myself . i dont wanna fuck it up okay im a perfectionist

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4 days ago

hear ye hear ye

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4 days ago
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how this make you feel white boy

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4 days ago

empty white claw next to the bed this morning yea its friday

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5 days ago

has adam friedland ever showered

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5 days ago

how long apoop should last

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5 days ago

this 97 year old racist still does discrimination the old fashioned way!

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5 days ago

they should really work on making life more fun

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