Sometimes when it's dead at work I queue up some bangers to play on the drive home because I know I'll forget about it by the time I get to that point

It's like a little surprise from me to me

I'm halfway through the first Jurassic Park novel and I really didn't think I could find more enjoyment out of the franchise but here we are at 3:30am, unable to put this book down because it's so well written

Seated Newton (28) is goated

Iykyk

#gtlive

I dunno if it's just my region but the shamrock shake thus year SUCKS

Just gave someone a free card to spend in the arcade

Lady just about burst into tears and told me that her house just burned down and that she's trying to celebrate her kids birthday despite losing literally everything

Oh my god 🥺

Choose to be better.

He zoom

Me: not even halfway through the main story in ac odyssey

Me: level 54

The game: caps at level 50 before leveling everything with you

I'm on Episode 4 of 9

I have the urge to fill a notebook with notes on a subject I need to study

Maybe I'll hit up some Crash course videos

Vanilla Pepsi should be available everywhere all the time

Something about pooping in ikea 👌

The whole manager part of my job description is not fun

I've arrived on the blue app

Time to shitpost 😈