cringe little animal

it would fix all of my ills

dude. guys lying on top of me and belching in my face!

one day people will understand this but it's not soon enough. need a bad bitch Napping on it and by it i mean my big tummy

im like if a dog was a pillow

can someone please celebrate adequately and like eat waay too much and sit on me and like fart a bunch and kiss me like ive been soooo good and i think evil lecherous shit needs to happen immediamente

they didn't even hold a vote for gods #1 "hot men farting"pervert they just went and dropped the award in my hand

they just voted me gods #1 "hot men eating too much and getting noticeably fatter or having a ballgut" pervert please clap for me

can you make it a little bit bigger for meeee bats my eyelashes

kinda bored. can someone get obese really quick?

i was so drunk and SOO gay they're talking about making it illegal

no i still do trust me. watch out for evil demons with powers

i was ON some shit yesterday for real. i was fucked up in the Pub

less drunk today = less horny today

you're always the realest person ever

totally yapping atp but i was born to be one of gods most polyamorus soldiers

they fucked up by making most of the interactions with friends in my life be laden with sexual tension that probably won't be resolved too

why my bunny so far away why I need teloscorpe.... why i need plane ticket.... where the love... where my oomfies

im always saying this but they fucked up by making me as gay as i am and putting me multiple thousands of miles away from the only ppl i wanna have sex with

i gotta hang out with you elliot we'd be like the best to ever hang out ever we'd be sooooooo good at it. whateva

need smoking weed session with very hot bestie. need that more than oxygen i think? fucking smiling about it

starts jucking off Sorry. Sorry i dont think i fully mean that but maybe i just need to smoke up and thing about kt

yeah but there's levels to this shit. im 1 point below being entirely powered by being a lecherous gayboyyy

ILY TOO ELLIOT UGHHHH that's my fucking bestie right there what the fuuuck

NNNOOOOOOOOOO....... this is torture....... at least chain me to the radiator and make me smoke blunts until i understand everything 🥹

typing random words into my phone and hoping they result in someone using instant transmission to reach me and come kisses and cuddles and fucks me or gets obese or something. hold on no scrubs is playing in the bar my life is perfect

look if homosexuality is unnatural why are all of my friends so fucking hot. checkmate. sorry

i can tell ive had too much alcol when i'm acting like a TOTAL unabashed faggot. which i am now

no-one has literally ever spoken my languarge as hard as you have right now. u a man of the people (me)

sobbing so openly and embarrassingly you run away but return because of my charm. my bestiefucking likes my stupid horny posts and its life changing every time

elliot my biggest fan as always. love that foxboy he always likes my evile posts