The way our nation turned its back on those who helped us at great risk to themselves and their families is an unforgivable national shame.
We owed Mohammad Nazeer Paktyawal. Instead, ICE arrested him in front of his children and he died in their custody. We failed him and his family.
I'm reorganizing my home office and just arrived at the point where what's left is figuring out where 34,167 small things go. AKA, the worst part.
Officials are normally presented with ceremonial swords or paintings or whatever. But these guys are so fucking stupid that foreign intelligence agencies can literally give them an "Honorary Electronic Communications Device for a Very Special Boi" and they fall for it every time.
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Absolute fucking morons not protecting this country in any way. Dimwits. Idiots. Chucklefucks.
🤣 shortly after I was hired to be senior management at a large organization my boss came rushing down the hall because he needed me... To show him how to accept changes in a word doc 🤦♂️
Pre COVID there was still reluctance among many unions to hire FT digital staff; posting to the internet was something the comms person did sometimes, maybe send an email and a text every few weeks
Now there's no reluctance
Everyone appreciates and knows what we do
We start the zoom meetings
objection your honor, my client is being brutally owned online
Breaking: the DOGE deposition videos have been taken off YouTube. On Friday the government asked a judge to intervene, said the videos could cause reputational damage, death threats. Judge agreed, ordered them removed: www.404media.co/doge-deposit...
Remember when Trump promised a bonanza from all the oil he’s been seizing on the high seas? Well, about that…
FACT CHECK: True www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local/m...
i get that 'affordability' is the message mantra of the moment — but folks, we're gonna need to build state capacity after (*gestures around*) all this is over, and Trump etc. are running up the borrowing tab we could use to pay for it.
We'll all need to pay some tax. Let's please BFFR.
perhaps at this rate - he will soon get to spend more time on his couch.
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Guess who's the creepiest Creep in #Austin.
Hint— he said: "When I ask for something, you fucking give it to me."
If you find a poster of the Creep near you, snap a pic, tag @thecreepstateiswatching.com and #TheCreepStateIsWatching
It's only 8:30 am and we already have today's Quiet Part Outloud winner
Both probably lol
There's always a secret way out only locals know
Exactly
Ahahahahahahahahahaha my Masshole breathren are going to eat these things alive. That's before some kid in the Philippines has to start trying to remote troubleshoot a 5-way intersection where every road is one way leading to the intersection 😂
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An oil tanker holds enough fuel to fill between 8,000 and 15,000 of those trucks that bring gas to the gas station. Conservatives are dumber than shit.
Thin mints come in a sleeve but yes this is the rule
With flowers and sweets!
This is even dumber and more arrogant than "Iraq will greet us as liberators"
These ones were the new S'mores ones
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I was going to eat 2 Girl Scout Cookies. But then I pulled the tray out of the bag and there were only five left. Which legally requires me to eat five. Some of us follow the law, dammit. Society needs RULES.
come for hauling ICE agents into congressional hearings to be "berated," stay for ensuring "individuals who have been harmed by ICE can sue for money damages."
