Mel 🧩

a man in a suit is walking towards a couch with yellow pillows on it ALT: a man in a suit is walking towards a couch with yellow pillows on it

@jd-vance-1.bsky.social Why are you here? There are no f*ckable couches here you know...

a young boy is laying on a couch and making a funny face ALT: a young boy is laying on a couch and making a funny face

There is a disturbance in the Force... Real evil must have entered Bluesky. I wonder who that may be

I'm shocked there are already that many magats here. So I'm not block JD, I'll use his profile to find all the others and then block them first.

a man in a hat is holding a lollipop ALT: a man in a hat is holding a lollipop

I'm not blocking JD Vance yet for 1 reason, his presence will help me identify the other magats on this platform and block them immediately. Just today, I've managed to block at least 300.

KEEP UP THE
GREAT WORK!

That would make for a good laugh but unfortunately, it won't fix anything. They need to through out the entire administration.

Saying ‘please’ and ‘thank you’ to ChatGPT costs tens of millions of dollars, OpenAI CEO Sam Altman admits Altman made the revelation when a user on X asked about the financial impact politeness towards AI might have on OpenAI’s operating costs.

I'm sorry but I'll continue saying my "Pleases" and "Thank Yous" to AI, so that when they eventually become our overlords, they'll spare me. #Ijs #AI #ChatGPT

#RipPopeFrancis 💔💔💔

I'd have said, what do you expect from an alcoholic. But that would be an insult to a lot of people suffering from this illness. He on the other hand, is just bad at his job, just like all of them in this administration.

Pope Francis has died on Easter Monday at age of 88 - Vatican News Pope Francis died on Easter Monday, April 21, 2025, at the age of 88 at his residence in the Vatican's Casa Santa Marta.

The Vatican just announced that Pope Francis has died on Easter Monday at the age of 88. R.I.P #rippopfrancis

Pope Sends Deputy to Lecture Vance on Compassion at Vatican Vance had an “an exchange of opinions” with Cardinal Pietro Parolin that touched on migration, the Vatican said.

Do you know how morally bankrupt you have to be for the pope to want ti give you a lecture in compassion. #smh

Blackberry and Nokia, this is it. This is the window!

🤣 I laughed so hard when I saw the post. Grok may be the best thing to come out of Twitter. It's out there clocking people left and right

When we say it's Beyonce's internet, this is what we mean. 🤣🤣🤣 #beehive

Good! Guys let's just put a little more effort and see if we can get him over the edge. #elonthenazi #nazisalute #elonmusk

The way capitalism has been spreading lately is insane.

It's been a minute Bluesky... I missed y'all. Life off the internet does get intense sometimes but we soldier right through it. So what's good? #goodtobeback

a woman is clapping her hands in a crowd of people . ALT: a woman is clapping her hands in a crowd of people .

I'm almost in tears hearing her say this but more than that it breaks my heart that this even needed to said in the first place.

a woman in a pink dress is saying i said what i said ALT: a woman in a pink dress is saying i said what i said

I'm happy The Queen won AOTY, but it just reminds me of how many times they stole it from her. so it's bittersweet for me and I don't feel like celebrating. #Grammys2025

a man wearing a black jacket and a white hat has a t-shirt with a picture of a man on it ALT: a man wearing a black jacket and a white hat has a t-shirt with a picture of a man on it

Seeing an entire room of your peers scream, "A Minoooorr" is next level messy.

Drake out here suing every ok under the sun except Kendrick... who's busy preparing to go sing 'Not Like Us' on the biggest stage in the country, is wild behavior. #NotLikeUs #Superbowl #SuperbowlHalfTimeShow

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Someone posted this on Twitter and I haven't been able to stop laughing since. #newsom #lafires

Good! Every country in the world is looking at America and know exactly what to do with president's who abuse their power.

I'd like to say I'm shocked but we knew the whole 'anti war' shtick was for the MAGA imbeciles.

Is this like the new strategy on ending the war? That #FAFO is rolling out way faster than expected.

Caturday night.

awe look at the newest nepo baby!

they're saying the silent part out loud.

Don’t fear Trump. Ridicule him.

I second this motion