austin 🪐

the primal urge to update my snap streaks while taking a massive morning dump on the toilet

Bluesky user Clit Rub turns 27

going✈️ bali on wednesday i’m about to be sooo irritating on instagram

now imagine it was “Jet2 vacation” … shocking …

the term “going on holiday” is so khunt… like “vacation” simply does not provide the same level of tenacity and effervescence

joe biden lowk fell off

YouTube video by TheCataracsVEVO The Cataracs - Top Of The World ft. DEV

well yes !

ants in my kitchen

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i love adding hot ppl on linkedin and it has a side effect of random recruiters reaching out to me as well

listening to AI music on suno and using chat gpt to automatically buy bitcoin during the dip >>>>

reading wikipedia

the american propaganda regarding greenland is so funny like wym you need access to the arctic circle bitch alaska is right there 😭😭

how it feels posting about the happenings of my life in australia when most of my oomfs are american

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me rn opening my windows to a 50km/hr gust of wind and inhaling all of the bush fire smoke blowing up from victoria

been there done that messed around i’m having fun don’t put me down i’ll never let you sweep me off my feet

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Forty Degrees Celsius in sydney today

happy january 6th to those who celebrate 😍

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good morning bloomfies ❤️

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so glad we stopped saying the word “demure” like that was genuinely an episode of mass psychosis

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i haven’t seen you guys since last year!!!!!!1!1!!!

world = tate mcrae
tonight = gracie abrams

goodbye 2012, hello 2013<3

it’s not just my cock — it’s my balls too

literally me and my flatmates rn bc they’re not answering our emails or texts

both toilets in my house are backing up and the property management office is on holiday leave until 7 january

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left the house with my hair still wet ik my sorority sisters would be SHAKING

khalid makes music for ppl whose high school looks like this

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PUT IT IN DRIVE I’LL BE OUTSIDE I’LL BE ON THE WAY

hi guys i am alive and safe hope all my other australioomfs are as well

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watching sister wives