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@dnvrdave.bsky.social

Denverite, UA 1MM, software nerd, baseball fan

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Thanks for lowering my ears, @madanayr.bsky.social !

29.05.2025 04:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And the Plex app on iPad self updated, and now none of my downloaded content works. Going to rawdog a flight to Denver. ๐Ÿ‘€ #WhoNeedsQA?

28.04.2025 21:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I recognize that fully rendered guy! ๐Ÿ˜

22.04.2025 22:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Streisand effect is alive and kicking.

29.03.2025 18:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Well duh. But I'm curious why you dug up that pile of dirt in front of you. Are you making more tunnels for the reptoids?

26.02.2025 01:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ‘ƒ

13.02.2025 02:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Pass the popcorn and put on some deadmau5.

consequence.net/2025/01/dead...

30.01.2025 06:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thereโ€™s not a chilis nearby?

28.01.2025 06:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iggles! ๐Ÿฆ…

26.01.2025 23:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The crisco can? Is that what you like?

14.01.2025 01:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Amazing close to Marketplace today. So much is taken for granted every day. Thanks for that.

13.01.2025 23:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Me too. Still good tho.

13.01.2025 00:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I just want both teams to have fun

12.01.2025 18:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 274    ๐Ÿ” 8    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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12.01.2025 20:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bout time

05.01.2025 05:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Merry Perihelion T-Shirt Neil deGrasse Tyson has pledged to contribute portions of the proceeds he receives from sales of this item to not-for-profit organizations that serve science literacy in the United States and around the world.

4 January 2025

โ€œMerry Perihelionโ€ to planet Earth.

04.01.2025 18:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 506    ๐Ÿ” 29    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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happy honda days from your favorite 32 foot tall demon horse

11.12.2024 22:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 89    ๐Ÿ” 9    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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for every like and repost on this, and iโ€™ll cast a cฬดอ’ฬนฬฃอšฬผฬžอ…ฬžออšuฬธอ—ฬอ‰ฬฌอ‰ฬžอ“ฬผฬฐrฬถอƒฬ อœฬฐฬœฬฆฬฌอฬ–sฬถฬพอฬฬ‚ฬฬ†อ‘อ ฬˆฬ„อออฬ‘อ‘ฬบฬขฬจอ•ฬฉฬงฬœฬฏฬจฬฎeฬตฬฝอ˜ฬ†อŒอฬฝอŠฬ”อ—ฬŒอ˜ฬฑฬขฬŸอ”ฬ™ฬฑฬฅ on every team the broncos face this season.

you want that super bowl? the fate of their downfall is in your hands. lฬตฬ†ฬ€อฬฬฅอ”ฬฒฬ อœeฬดฬ”อ’ฬ‹อ‚ฬ tฬดออ™ฬฒฬคฬž ฬถฬ„ฬชฬกtฬทฬอ˜ฬ hฬทฬ•ฬ‡ฬŒฬœฬžฬฃeฬธฬ„ฬ‹ฬƒฬฏฬฬ—ฬงฬญ ฬทอŠอ‘อŒฬ”ฬ…อ™ฬฒฬนcฬตอฬ™อhฬทอ ฬ’อ’ฬซฬฆฬžฬ™aฬธอ€อƒฬฬฬˆฬฏฬฉฬงฬฑoฬตฬƒฬฝฬอŠฬžฬžอŽฬคฬฅsฬถฬ›ฬฬพอšฬญอ‡อ– ฬถฬ‚ฬ„ฬฉฬฐbฬถฬŽฬฐeฬธอŒฬฬ‘ฬผฬฏฬกgฬทฬฟอ…ฬขฬŸฬฎฬฏiฬตอ†อ•ฬฌฬบฬฒnฬดฬ“ฬ—ฬ–ฬบฬณ

03.12.2024 04:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 123    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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I'm not so sure that the staff of Watermere At The Preserve are plugged into the rapidly changing popular culture. Or maybe they are?

21.11.2024 18:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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So that's where they've all been coming from. Damn you Costco. Get the true ones in stock.

16.11.2024 18:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Gaaaaa. Short weeks take so long

16.11.2024 00:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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A virtual certificate with text "Celebrating 10M users on Bluesky, #551,715, Dave's not here, man! โ€ช@dnvrdave.bsky.socialโ€ฌ, joined on Aug 12, 2023"

I remember a startup where we got a jersey with our employee number. This might have to be on a cape.

01.10.2024 18:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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That might be the front.

01.10.2023 00:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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DEN airfield tour today!

13.09.2023 20:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Fresh celery on Sunday obviously means a round of "What In The Hell Is In My Bloody Mary?" is in order.

27.08.2023 19:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Celery harvest.

27.08.2023 18:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Cheers to the new United Club in the A terminal West of Denver International Airport!

18.08.2023 16:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HENLO

15.08.2023 01:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Delicious rum vending machine.

Delicious rum vending machine.

Thanks for bringing me in, @brianplace.bsky.social ! I'll get you a drink next time we're in the same place.

12.08.2023 15:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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