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Illustrator, cartoonist, ink slinger, pancake maker, wine connoisseur, effete culture snob, pulp aficionado, violent drunken degenerate, cyborg, poo-stained gutter corpse, he/him Phostetler.com Instagram,Twitter, Patreon, Society6: @phostetlerart

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β€œSilencio.”

09.08.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Show a little skin?

09.08.2025 13:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

PBS needs you, y'all. Become a member. Get Passport. mainline documentaries until your eyes bulge cuz your brain is too stuffed.

09.08.2025 09:32 β€” πŸ‘ 469    πŸ” 247    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Melrose Place. It’s bad and would die immediately on contact with 2025 pop culture.

08.08.2025 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Don’t ever forget the biggest crime is wage theft. And who the actual criminals are

08.08.2025 16:29 β€” πŸ‘ 26    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Sure there is. Neilson Mandela. He freed Kenya from Elon Musk.

08.08.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey he’s humping that space marine!

08.08.2025 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Him: such moist eggs.
Her: the eggs, they ARE too moist.
They lock eyes, and then smooch passionately.
Both: moist moist moist moist moist moist moist

08.08.2025 14:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes you are absolutely the queen.

08.08.2025 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
2 images:
1: a sign with a drawing of a very fat dog on it and translated Chinese text: "feeding is prohibited" 

"paragraph 1 
A very fat dog appears here. (Bingo) 
Doesn't bite, but people. 
Lives a comfortable life and lacks no food & drink. 
Has no talents to show off"

"paragraph 2
Please quickly finish the food in your hands.
Don't feed, no matter what you give will never be enough. 
The more we try to help it lose weight, the fatter it gets. 
The owner is exhausted."

Image 2 shows the dog in question. He's a chubby golden labrador, and he looks very insulted.

2 images: 1: a sign with a drawing of a very fat dog on it and translated Chinese text: "feeding is prohibited" "paragraph 1 A very fat dog appears here. (Bingo) Doesn't bite, but people. Lives a comfortable life and lacks no food & drink. Has no talents to show off" "paragraph 2 Please quickly finish the food in your hands. Don't feed, no matter what you give will never be enough. The more we try to help it lose weight, the fatter it gets. The owner is exhausted." Image 2 shows the dog in question. He's a chubby golden labrador, and he looks very insulted.

07.08.2025 21:20 β€” πŸ‘ 95    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 2

Eventually, you will have to write a skeet or blurb to promote your essay . Just use that. When readers get to the end of the essay, they’ll be like, β€œhey, a callback from the trailer!”

08.08.2025 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This sounds exhausting. Does this sort of morality extend to the cashiers who work at Harry Potter World? To JKR’s landscapers? Or bookstore owners? Does it matter if they need the money? It’s real easy to tell the non-billionaires β€œthis is evil!” about a product you weren’t going to buy anyway.

07.08.2025 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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07.08.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve tried that, on indoor plants. It… is worth a shot.

07.08.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man is crying while a woman says you are tearing me apart lisa . ALT: a man is crying while a woman says you are tearing me apart lisa .

This is the sort of infighting that is tearing the Democratic Party apart.

07.08.2025 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A photo of the dashboard of a 1957 Cadillac Eldorado Brougham

The 1957 Cadillac Eldorado Brougham had a glovebox minibar with magnetic cocktail cups.

A photo of the dashboard of a 1957 Cadillac Eldorado Brougham The 1957 Cadillac Eldorado Brougham had a glovebox minibar with magnetic cocktail cups.

We used to be a proper country.

07.08.2025 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Well there’s your problem! I recommend a career in animal husbandry. That’ll be five cents, Mr. Pagliacci.

07.08.2025 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Answers to the questions:
1. Because it’s cool.
2. Same place everyone gets pop-tarts.
3. My lawyer says I don’t have to answer that.
4. Yes, I am aware of the ants.
5. No you can’t have any.

07.08.2025 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Laptops are out. Test booklets and presentations are in.

07.08.2025 13:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Somalia's camel milk revolution is improving nutrition and creating jobs Somalia is seeing quiet agricultural revolution centered around camels. Demand for camel milk is growing, buoyed by a wave of local entrepreneurs who see untapped potential in a traditional resource.

Somalia’s camel milk revolution apnews.com/article/soma... Somalia's camel milk revolution is improving nutrition | AP News

07.08.2025 10:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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A normal dog doing normal things.

07.08.2025 09:49 β€” πŸ‘ 5827    πŸ” 1361    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 12

Been a while since this town has seen a good ol’ fashioned riot at the mug distributor’s.

07.08.2025 12:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A Chrome browser error page displays the familiar β€œAw, Snap!” message, indicating that something went wrong while loading a webpage. A pixelated frowning file icon with Xs for eyes appears at the top left. Below, the error code reads β€œOut of Memory,” suggesting the browser ran out of system resources. The page includes a β€œReload” button in blue on the bottom right

A Chrome browser error page displays the familiar β€œAw, Snap!” message, indicating that something went wrong while loading a webpage. A pixelated frowning file icon with Xs for eyes appears at the top left. Below, the error code reads β€œOut of Memory,” suggesting the browser ran out of system resources. The page includes a β€œReload” button in blue on the bottom right

behold the "HTML bomb"

It's a counterattack for AI companies that persistently scrape and rescrape your web site, even when you tell them not to

when a scraper grabs it, it becomes a 10-gig HTML page and πŸ’£ goes the scraper

Item #6 in my latest "Linkfest" newsletter: buttondown.com/clivethompso...

05.08.2025 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5184    πŸ” 2286    πŸ’¬ 74    πŸ“Œ 109

Same, buddy.

06.08.2025 19:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If it’s properly lost, you might have more luck just driving to a B&N and haranguing the staff into giving you the DVDs you paid for.

06.08.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
The US constitution, written almost entirely in cursive on yellowy parchment.

The US constitution, written almost entirely in cursive on yellowy parchment.

This is why it’s important to learn to read cursive.

06.08.2025 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fun! Dense as a brick, but it gets more rewarding the harder you pay attention to the details.

06.08.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
We are honoring exceptional contributors – Wikimedian of the Year 2025.

We are honoring exceptional contributors – Wikimedian of the Year 2025.

Wikipedia is part of something bigger.

It is one of many projects supported by the Wikimedia Foundation to help promote free knowledge. These projects are maintained by a global community of volunteers known as Wikimedians.

Every year, we celebrate them ➑️ w.wiki/ExNz

06.08.2025 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 112    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

There should be a thing where if you do that, they cut all your fingers off.

06.08.2025 16:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Somebody get these heroes an alibi.

06.08.2025 16:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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