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09.08.2025 15:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@phostetlerart.bsky.social
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βSilencio.β
09.08.2025 15:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Show a little skin?
09.08.2025 13:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0PBS needs you, y'all. Become a member. Get Passport. mainline documentaries until your eyes bulge cuz your brain is too stuffed.
09.08.2025 09:32 β π 469 π 247 π¬ 0 π 0Melrose Place. Itβs bad and would die immediately on contact with 2025 pop culture.
08.08.2025 17:54 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Donβt ever forget the biggest crime is wage theft. And who the actual criminals are
08.08.2025 16:29 β π 26 π 9 π¬ 2 π 0Sure there is. Neilson Mandela. He freed Kenya from Elon Musk.
08.08.2025 16:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Hey heβs humping that space marine!
08.08.2025 15:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Him: such moist eggs.
Her: the eggs, they ARE too moist.
They lock eyes, and then smooch passionately.
Both: moist moist moist moist moist moist moist
Yes you are absolutely the queen.
08.08.2025 13:59 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 02 images: 1: a sign with a drawing of a very fat dog on it and translated Chinese text: "feeding is prohibited" "paragraph 1 A very fat dog appears here. (Bingo) Doesn't bite, but people. Lives a comfortable life and lacks no food & drink. Has no talents to show off" "paragraph 2 Please quickly finish the food in your hands. Don't feed, no matter what you give will never be enough. The more we try to help it lose weight, the fatter it gets. The owner is exhausted." Image 2 shows the dog in question. He's a chubby golden labrador, and he looks very insulted.
07.08.2025 21:20 β π 95 π 30 π¬ 4 π 2Eventually, you will have to write a skeet or blurb to promote your essay . Just use that. When readers get to the end of the essay, theyβll be like, βhey, a callback from the trailer!β
08.08.2025 00:17 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This sounds exhausting. Does this sort of morality extend to the cashiers who work at Harry Potter World? To JKRβs landscapers? Or bookstore owners? Does it matter if they need the money? Itβs real easy to tell the non-billionaires βthis is evil!β about a product you werenβt going to buy anyway.
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07.08.2025 19:04 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβve tried that, on indoor plants. Itβ¦ is worth a shot.
07.08.2025 19:03 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is the sort of infighting that is tearing the Democratic Party apart.
07.08.2025 18:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A photo of the dashboard of a 1957 Cadillac Eldorado Brougham The 1957 Cadillac Eldorado Brougham had a glovebox minibar with magnetic cocktail cups.
We used to be a proper country.
07.08.2025 14:01 β π 63 π 11 π¬ 1 π 1Well thereβs your problem! I recommend a career in animal husbandry. Thatβll be five cents, Mr. Pagliacci.
07.08.2025 15:30 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Answers to the questions:
1. Because itβs cool.
2. Same place everyone gets pop-tarts.
3. My lawyer says I donβt have to answer that.
4. Yes, I am aware of the ants.
5. No you canβt have any.
Laptops are out. Test booklets and presentations are in.
07.08.2025 13:07 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Somaliaβs camel milk revolution apnews.com/article/soma... Somalia's camel milk revolution is improving nutrition | AP News
07.08.2025 10:59 β π 1 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0A normal dog doing normal things.
07.08.2025 09:49 β π 5827 π 1361 π¬ 30 π 12Been a while since this town has seen a good olβ fashioned riot at the mug distributorβs.
07.08.2025 12:17 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A Chrome browser error page displays the familiar βAw, Snap!β message, indicating that something went wrong while loading a webpage. A pixelated frowning file icon with Xs for eyes appears at the top left. Below, the error code reads βOut of Memory,β suggesting the browser ran out of system resources. The page includes a βReloadβ button in blue on the bottom right
behold the "HTML bomb"
It's a counterattack for AI companies that persistently scrape and rescrape your web site, even when you tell them not to
when a scraper grabs it, it becomes a 10-gig HTML page and π£ goes the scraper
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Same, buddy.
06.08.2025 19:32 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If itβs properly lost, you might have more luck just driving to a B&N and haranguing the staff into giving you the DVDs you paid for.
06.08.2025 19:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0The US constitution, written almost entirely in cursive on yellowy parchment.
This is why itβs important to learn to read cursive.
06.08.2025 18:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Fun! Dense as a brick, but it gets more rewarding the harder you pay attention to the details.
06.08.2025 18:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We are honoring exceptional contributors β Wikimedian of the Year 2025.
Wikipedia is part of something bigger.
It is one of many projects supported by the Wikimedia Foundation to help promote free knowledge. These projects are maintained by a global community of volunteers known as Wikimedians.
Every year, we celebrate them β‘οΈ w.wiki/ExNz
There should be a thing where if you do that, they cut all your fingers off.
06.08.2025 16:58 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Somebody get these heroes an alibi.
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