tono sopano

i got that dog (teeth) in me (skin)

Are there women out there who are like obsessed with Zach Braff and actually find him sexually attractive?

is this the most powerful haircut there is

broo I’m not even high but i have the munchies… is there like a word of that man?

I am a fan of cinema

does getting a piss fetish when you turn thirty count as a bad omen? I’m asking for a friend

have any of you seen this man

im rolling bricks come at me

i forgot how to type

ain’t you a tall cup of jizz

(puts cool ranch doritos onto a plain hamburger bun and begins eating it) i dont even care any more

Once you reach the age of 30, it should be illegal for you to call yourself “Billy”. Sorry, chap, you’ll have to settle for William, Will or Bill. This isn’t little league.

anyone have any good blogs for up and coming dungeoneers? I need good advice on thieving and trickery

I went to school for 7 whole years to become a professional bread slicer only to learn the process as been automated. Fucking only in america

If you aren’t interested in ending up in a situation like mine, just don’t accept any offers of eternal youth from the various Jack Black tulpas that appear before you

the penis has landed

digital fart