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Would’ve involved drastically less mead and raspberry wine. Looks like a fun time though! Someday.

Me and @eykethebull.bsky.social rn

Will gladly put up with headaches and sneezing in return for seared tastebuds

First ren faire yesterday. Had an absolute blast. What an insane venue!

2025 Furry Species Census Survey

2025 Furry Species Census Servy

Once again I bring you a furry species census!

The last time I did this in 2023 y'all submitted over 10,000 characters! I wonder if we'll beat that this time?

Survey: docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

Formatted Results: docs.google.com/spreadsheets...

I lied. Wind Walker’s new album just dropped, so that’s now in the rotation

Taylor Swift who? The only new album I’m listening to today is from Orbit Culture

New coffee shop 500ft from my office serving up an insane cortado. This is devastating news for my wallet.

A page of drawings of a comically massive blue bull furry. In the scenes across the canvas he: -Dances intensely on a DDR machine, looking deeply focused and flushed. He's sweating hard and stomping with his everything -A drawing of him as an actual bull, "MOOOOING" loudly with a silly expression. -He sits and chews at a mouthful of salad, romaine and spinach sticking out of his mouth. He has a sort of vacant look on his face, resembling an actual cow chewing cud. -Poses like Luigi in that one casino mini-game from Super Mario 64 DS. He's dressed in Luigi's outfit, complete with hat, thick ass arms pushing the long sleeves of his shirt to the brink. -A close-up of the bull from chest up, shirtless, eating a powdered donut. He rubs his belly contentedly with one hand, his chest hair and mustache dusted with sugar. More donuts of assorted flavors rest cutely on his horns. -A smaller, chibi version of the bull drifts on Mario's cart (I think the one from Mario Kart 8???) looking focused as he hefts a red koopa shell in one hand.

Ooooh, the playful lumbering lad 🐂🎮🍩 For @blabel.me !!

This sweet Jersey bull is ready to go home! He's got an ear tag, nose ring, eyelids, stubble, twist-on horns and an updated luxurious neck lining!
#fursuit #furry #fursuitmaker

Oh wow! That does look good! I’ve never heard of that before. I just might have to give that a shot. Thanks for the suggestion!

Yes I did! The brownie, at least. Bought the ice cream from the store haha.

Any movie with a horse as the main character is a recipe for tears

Feet are overrated. Think how jacked you’ll be if you climb using only your arms.

Come get some. We have way too much.

sex

That’s beautiful! Danny Elfman has done some incredible work.

I usually tell people that if they like Colorado or the mountains of New Mexico, they’d probably enjoy the mountains of Arizona as well!

Goddammit, I swear I can’t listen to the Dune 2 soundtrack without crying. Every time.

Agreed. Bulls would be the thiccest bois.

Nah, I didn’t really pay much attention to it. I’d love to go to a World Cup match, but tickets are probably going to be insanely expensive.

Good god. I’ve never seen a more personally relevant meme in my life.

Football is my favorite sport! I watch the English Premier League religiously. I’m a massive Arsenal fan.

As if I wasn’t already excited enough for the World Cup next year…

That looks fantastic

Common misconception that bulls are always aggressive and whatnot. We love cuddles just as much as anyone.

@ambrosestallion.bsky.social had to fill me in on this one

Hey, we all believed your fat tail was more than capable.