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The Winstons Massive

@thewinstonsmassive.bsky.social

Leeds United ST holder, home and away games. Delusional, sketchy facts, baseless opinions, Tetleys, meat pies, brown sauce.

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My fridge looking spectacular today with @northernmonk.bsky.social Unity Stout after raiding Morrisons. 2x 4 packs for Β£10! The 8.4% collab stout will be first though.
#beer

14.10.2025 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Fly little lad. #WALvBEL #theCardiffrat

13.10.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

100% would pat.

13.10.2025 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Every news channel today distilled into one picture. Insert the leader of your choice on their knees to that orange idiot.
#fucktrumpthebastard

13.10.2025 21:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror, oh FFS Jordan!

13.10.2025 21:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well bollocks that’s football for you. Should have took one look at that Belgium squad and said knackers to it. Played really well but the quality couldn’t be stopped. Excellent individual performances, Joe Rodon particularly. Was hoping someone would have yeeted that rat at 65’ #WALvBEL

13.10.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Right song that. Dirty violent late 70s London distilled onto 7” of vinyl. πŸ‘πŸ‘

13.10.2025 19:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Think I’ll try running tomorrow with my arms jammed in the sides of my shorts. Complete bollocks that decision. Belgium are a quality side but Wales played a great first half.

#WALvBEL

13.10.2025 19:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Joe Rodon!!!! Great header for 1:0 Wales v Belgium. #LUFC #WALvBEL

13.10.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump and his gang are there to grift off the reconstruction contracts. Nobel prize is just a trinket to keep the idiot happy while multinationals fill his pockets.

13.10.2025 08:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sacked his manager, new bird, looks more focused. If he can sort that slow start he will clean up for years to come. Destroyed Humphries last night. The double to start is a great format. Best not try that in the pub I’d never get a point.

13.10.2025 08:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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So Stephen the interview has gone well, do you have any questions? Well there is one, would you be ok covering this tax bill from the HMRC for me?
Paraag dies all the way back to SFπŸ’€πŸ˜ΉπŸ˜Ή
#Rangers #49ers

13.10.2025 08:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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So we will find out who is the biggest chicken then. Will Putin be scared by Tomahawks or will Trump chicken out. * spoiler alert, it will be Trump.

13.10.2025 07:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I thought it looked alright.

11.10.2025 21:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s all the flymo cable it’s connected to that’s hard to swallow. My ring doorbell would have been easier to neck. Hopefully it’s a one off.

11.10.2025 11:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You could step right into that picture and be trapped on that bus, freezing to death on the smoke filled top deck wondering why the driver has been been sat there for an age. Transport has not improved in all these years.

09.10.2025 08:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bluesky letting you know it’s international break. I’m all for this content. Coming soon, 1970s Polish gearboxes.

09.10.2025 07:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Halloween costume anyone? πŸ’€ #vintedhorrors #lufc

05.10.2025 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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F*cked at Falkirk. Paraag finally cans Russel Martin.

05.10.2025 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Commiserations. Hope you make it back safely.

03.10.2025 21:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Playing the Leeds o2 in November.

03.10.2025 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

2 preventable goals spoiled the day for Leeds. Can I suggest the profits from the Β£7:50 Guinness in the stadium is put towards a set piece coach (who also shows how to reduce the odds of an opponent when we are defending a set piece). Can’t be too disappointed as Iraola has them playing very well.

27.09.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Starting to look like Saville. Pity the bastard didn’t get covid.

27.09.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#1 of the day. Come on Leeds! #lufc

27.09.2025 11:41 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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At the Brudenell for few. Breaking the Guinness drought. Top drawer pies on the menu. Edwin Collins on in the main room tonight. @nathbrudenell.bsky.social

26.09.2025 20:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ‡¬πŸ‡·11:30 can recommend Baileys iced coffee for an excellent matchday drink. Come on south stand bars, can we get this on 😹

20.09.2025 08:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
19.09.2025 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 7011    πŸ” 2886    πŸ’¬ 243    πŸ“Œ 89

Halkidiki and it’s hot!

20.09.2025 06:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ‡¬πŸ‡· Supporting from abroad today, come on Leeds! #lufc

20.09.2025 06:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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