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Jucika wanted to be let out on the balcony, so I got up and I think I took a one in a million dawn shot.

99% of Players Quit before they Hit it Dig!
#digdug #pixelart #namco

Because of circumstances, most classic Doctor Who was recorded in one go, so every now and then you'll get these funny flubs. Still a pretty smooth save, if you ask me.

You're not gonna share?

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Most of them. People have generally not played real proper dung, so they get confused when they meet non-conformity.

"I thought it would be fun, but then I realized I have to explain literally the entire game."

Keep buying each other until one person owns all the money in the world and is declared god.

Extra shout-out to padding out the prose with "yada-yada, you get the drill by now". Actually no, I do not get your drill. Do you think I just sit down in my couch on a Saturday to read HelixShadow64's 2003 guide on Crabdoor 4 cover to cover?

It should be strictly forbidden for game guide writers to ever write "this part is easy". My dude, there is literally only one reason I am reading this and it's because I couldn't do it so much I had to look it up. It was categorically not easy.

Gamers have sadly been conditioned way too much by the idea to seek out the illusive 'true ending'. Not finding value in more than a perceived canon is a curse.

It's really clever when you think about it!

Don't give Nintendo any ideas, they would absolutely do something corny like this!

We're like five years away from Konami inevitably reviving Castlevania and the kids sincerely reacting like this.

Oh, I get it. It's called Castlevania because it's a metroidvania set in a castle!

I desperately need the talking flower to be forgotten real quick and never ever show up again.

Pictured: Alicia & Kiki

Pictured: Alicia & Kiki

Whag did this guy think happened in Happiness Patrol?

Sorry, still sleeping in a big bed with my wife.

Lab rabbits mutated with fangs eating the Ooze.

The Ooze (1995)
You cannot play as the lab rabbits, who are only out to feast on your tasty slime in the secret bonus levels. Don't hurt them, Ooze! They're as much of a victim as you!

Most of central and northern Europe from what I gather.

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Whenever Americans start talking about food they always lose me completely because they'll be talking about the flips at the local Bonko (only available in Dakota). You inquire what the hell a "flip" is, and it turns out it's a fake kind of pommes frites invented because potatoes are outlawed.

You get it.

I think we've had enough games with contradicting material to at least not take it as absolute truth, lol.

Ninja Jajamaru-kun (1985)
An excellent little arcade game with cute characters based on Japanese folklore. You can ride around on a giant frog that eats enemies. Doesn't get much better than that. /A+K

Ninja Jajamaru-kun (1985)
An excellent little arcade game with cute characters based on Japanese folklore. You can ride around on a giant frog that eats enemies. Doesn't get much better than that. /A+K

I find it mostly funny that they hadn't figured it out earlier.

This is so incredibly spineless.