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It seems to be at least partially a neo-dadaist thing where it's lack of any actual meaning is largely the point. And possibly a joke about algorithmic virality.

30.10.2025 20:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Photo of a white person's left hand, taken while in the driver's seat of a car. Background shows a steering wheel, car window, and denim clad leg. The hand in the foreground bears a shiny silvery metal bracelet from which extends a set of stylized metal hand bones laid along the real hand and held in place by an attached ring on each finger.

Photo of a white person's left hand, taken while in the driver's seat of a car. Background shows a steering wheel, car window, and denim clad leg. The hand in the foreground bears a shiny silvery metal bracelet from which extends a set of stylized metal hand bones laid along the real hand and held in place by an attached ring on each finger.

On the one hand, it hurts me deeply on a personal level that a Spirit Halloween just opened in the empty shell of my local Joanne's.
On the other hand . . .

17.08.2025 02:41 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Soooooooooon

29.10.2025 19:18 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gettin' close.
Totally nothing to worry about.
I definitely don't have a to-do list the length of my arm to get done....
Bus Is Coming.

27.10.2025 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I had to drive like an hour to go see it and the theater was struggling to get the projector working after a power outage and it was all so very worth it

27.10.2025 07:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

.... Oh no.
Sexy Son of Sam Killer.

25.10.2025 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

.... Who... Famously has a song about what to call her. Goddamn, what a name to forget.
Thank you

24.10.2025 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A screenshot of Media Player. The song currently playing is 'Fight Gods', the band is 'the garages' and the album is 'DISCIPLINE'. In the lower left corner the correct album art is displayed, showing tentacles descending on a levitating peanut reading a book with a bottom border of blue flames. But the greater part of the window is displaying a close up glam shot of a famous black woman musician who is in no way associated with The Garages specifically or Baseball as a whole to the extent of my knowledge.

A screenshot of Media Player. The song currently playing is 'Fight Gods', the band is 'the garages' and the album is 'DISCIPLINE'. In the lower left corner the correct album art is displayed, showing tentacles descending on a levitating peanut reading a book with a bottom border of blue flames. But the greater part of the window is displaying a close up glam shot of a famous black woman musician who is in no way associated with The Garages specifically or Baseball as a whole to the extent of my knowledge.

Okay, I'm having a brain moment and can't identify this celebrity's face. I know she's a well known powerhouse musician.
I am almost completely certain, even without placing her name, that she is not a member of The Garages.
Windows Media Player, are you okay?

24.10.2025 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I once used cake flour in cookies, and feel like that combined with the butter being pre melted could maaaaaybe do this?

24.10.2025 05:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There's also 'Hurting is by destroying our things was the point. It makes him feel strong.'

23.10.2025 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Favorite brand of mechanical pencil makes perfect sense to me, but I'm not a user of pencil holders much. What is it about your favorite one that is special?

22.10.2025 21:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What's the weirdest/most unusual/most specific thing you have a favorite of? For example I have a favorite spoon, a favorite glue.

22.10.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If you zoom in, there are some wrinkles/creases in the skin of the tattoo itself and the slightly discolored zone around it. Exactly like if you get very high quality temporary tattoo paper, don't bother to cut the image out closely, and apply it to an area of skin that bends and stretches a lot.

22.10.2025 19:06 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I choose to assume this advice combines to be that women should leave their MAGA husbands by arranging to be caught cheating on him with his dad for maximum psychological impact.

19.10.2025 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Screenshot of the Fandom Wiki page for The Sandown Clown. All it has is the title and the message 'There is currently no text I'm this page. You can search for the page title in other pages, or search the related logs, but you do not have permission to creat this page'

Screenshot of the Fandom Wiki page for The Sandown Clown. All it has is the title and the message 'There is currently no text I'm this page. You can search for the page title in other pages, or search the related logs, but you do not have permission to creat this page'

Huh. The link you post has a preview showing this is a page that says things, but when I click it:

12.10.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oooo, fun fact though, the ecological zone of the region is 'shrub-steppe', and that's an actual thing even though people started thinking I was making a dub step joke in college.

11.10.2025 09:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I can go into further detail if you like, but yeah. It's a place that's kinda significant, but only if you care about the mostly insignificant region it's in.

11.10.2025 09:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They sit on a bend in the Columbia River where it crosses another river. The Snake? The Yakima? I should probably know, but I don't.
Pasco is an agricultural hub, Kennewick is shipping hub, Richland is proud of being one of the three sites to enrich nuclear material used in bombs dropped on Japan.

11.10.2025 09:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The Tri-Cities is the second largest population center in Eastern Washington (Spokane being the largest, and of course nothing east of the mountains comparing to west) and there are people who live there who will say that like a boast. It's basically three suburbs without an actual city.

11.10.2025 09:11 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Would you like to know? I am unfortunately from there.

11.10.2025 08:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
No-Bake Chocolate Oat Bars These yummy no-bake oatmeal bars with a chocolaty peanut butter layer are quick to make β€” you just need patience to let them set up in the fridge!

This is one of my favorite desserts, my family doubles the recipe, cuts them in triangles and calls them Bermuda Triangles, because when ever you bring them to events they disappear:
www.allrecipes.com/recipe/10602...

10.10.2025 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Those are delicious, but the 'Only Seen It At Costco Two Bite Baked Good' that owns my heart is Aussie Bites. Tasty and texturally complex, though sadly I have been unable to verify how they compare to the experience of being bitten by a real Australian.

08.10.2025 07:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I eagerly await your essay.
I have a weird reltionship to it too, having not been 'girlie' enough to feel like it's intended audience, but having consumed it heavily and even occasionally enjoyed it.
I definitely enjoy your fiction, so it would be a fascinating topic to see your thoughts on.

05.10.2025 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I gotta be honest, I never actually liked Gilmore Girls. It was my sister's obsession so I've probably seen the whole show like three times at least, but aside from the leads being charismatic I never really got the appeal. The longer the show runs the more clear it is they are not good people.

05.10.2025 22:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought that was an intentional sign of how poorly socialized she is, spending all her time with her mom and being one hundred percent on her mom's level, but we never see it change as she makes more and stronger peer bonds, so, yeah...

05.10.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh man, that would also probably help with our constant food contamination issues that are only getting worse. No more livestock shitting in the irrigation water with that system.

01.10.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean, the kinds of games you're trying to name are often referred to as 'punishing', and the punishment is repetitive.

29.09.2025 04:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cause like, if a deity actually did have a Secret Special List of Favorites, at least SOME of them would probably be happy people with strong morals and responsibilities, so...

29.09.2025 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For my own amusement I've decided The Rapture has happens in specific order, as soon as one of God's Chosen Elect declines to ditch mortal life at the drop of the hat, the entire rest of the list is out of luck til next time. That's why it keeps happening. Keeps having to stop like five guys in.

29.09.2025 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hobbies/skills.
I already bake, but I'd learn a lot more specific stuff. I knit and crochet and sew a little, but if space and money were no object I'd get into leatherworking, ceramics, glass blowing, brush off my college wood working skills.
I actively don't wanna try to make money off any of it.

28.09.2025 02:55 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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