Han 🩷

i see this question every year and i’m like do y’all not know a christmas carol? scrooge and the three (actually four if you count marley) ghosts??? like THE most iconic christmas story?????????

my relationship started on nashville night 1 and ended on toronto night 3

my relationship started on nashville night 1 and ended on toronto night 3

we’re so cute

New layout who dis PS reminder for the masses that I love my besties @sukitayloralienz.bsky.social @5ft2bxact.bsky.social

say my name and everything just stops……,i don’t want you like a best friend, only bought this dress so you could take it off………

IKTFR

crazy how this app is actually pretty good

top 10 simpsons moments

10. homer in space
9. bart prank calls moe
8. grandpa simpson falls asleep
7. bart and lisa
6. steamed food
5. cashier scans maggie at register
4. skateboarding bart
3. the simpsons on dvd
2. homer has a TRULY memorable moment
1. mr. burn

day 7 of not using twitter: the brain swelling has lessened. i see visions of the future, you are in it. dolphins splashing in the horizon

currently having the most depressive experience of my depressed young life. i hate the universe she’s taken everything from me

egg

TOP O’ THE MORNIN TO YA???????

WHAT

currently having the sexiest experience of my sexy young life. i’m in love with the universe she is so generous

book Mary W Shelley He sprang from the cabin window as he said this upon th ice raft which lay close to the vessel. He was soon borne away by the waves and lost in darkness and distance. Written in pen is As he drifted away I could just make out his final words "its ok if you call me 'Frankenstein' instead of 'Frankenstein's Monster' I really don't mind" The end

This place feels like moving into a new home and having to use a bowl to drink your first coffee because you haven’t found the mugs yet

But you love it and the mugs are around somewhere

[commercial for stones] are you tired of killing 2 birds with your bare fuckin hands

Woke up in the middle of the night and scrolled aimlessly on Bluesky instead of the other place. We are so back.

I have such whiplash from SHE is the best thing that’s ever been mine right into evermore x peter like could she maybe give us a little rambly speech at the piano next time so we can compose ourselves. I’m vibrating.

taylor dehetifying the bridge of mine

taylor swift x dusty springfield connections, a recycled thread from the 🐦 app 💫🌈

clock that blurple mic
💜🩷💙

Me every time a new person is announced on that man’s team.

yes! i’m a sales administrator for a semi truck company. every day at work feels like i’m in a sitcom

my life is going in directions i previously thought only existed in fiction

me through the course of any given day

what a wingspan

taylor sat down at that piano and said tis the damn season to fuck bitches