London sub 🫶

Zero complaints about this

You know shrinkflation is getting bad when your bagel has a gape instead of a bagussy

KFC in Spain is unhinged

This is *such* a cute pic!

same, I’d love to get some so I can power walk around London even more aggressively than I already do

Nike Unveils Project Amplify, the World’s First Powered Footwear System for Running and Walking — NIKE, Inc. Nike’s Project Amplify is the world’s first powered footwear system for running and walking, designed to help everyday athletes go a little bit faster and farther — all with less effort.

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These shoes are homophobic, straights shouldn’t be allowed to match our superior homosexual walking speeds.

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I support this

Afternoon D is *always* on the menu

Nub cage nub cage

Aw are you not enjoying it? I haven’t played it yet but I’m hearing good things from people

When your pup wants to cum twice on the same day

Excellent tape work from @ldnmatt.bsky.social once again

What you having done?

I also always look at what phone they’re using in their selfies, and if it’s an iPhone 6 I know the photo is up to 11 years old 🙈

A hard limit for me is when their pics on Recon are screenshots that they didn’t crop out the status bars from

That’s my rule in life generally

It’s giving Prodigy

Mrs Corleone:

Number 2

He does; he’s a Certified Good Boy

Programming the dog

Forever obsessed with the digital face ^_^

No loads refused.*

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Those are super cute!

Dress slutty

Nothing better than curling up to watch a film with a dog across your lap

🐶: @pupzapp.bsky.social

Can recommend museums too, I did that a lot when I was out of work. Most are free, you can cycle there, and they’re a good solo activity for when friends are all at work