🎼 I got ninety-nine problems, but pedantry ain't one... 🎶
ah ha...the Andrew formerly known as 'Prince'
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The corgi from up the block is joy unsprung.
Every kid, dog, and dog's human in our neighborhood is outside right now.
So, is there or is there not a travel advisory?
I've counted four skiers, one snowmobile, and zero cars navigate our South Minneapolis street this morning.
finally
I love Rina's skeet just as it's amusingly written. ♥️ And I love your love of our lovely language. 👍 But I love Rina's rabbit most of all! 🐇
Rina as subject:
He loves coriander more than I (love coriander).
Rina as object:
He loves coriander more than (he loves) me.
This is a long duration storm. Most of the snow falls tonight through Sunday morning. Wake up, be lazy, enjoy coffee and family time, then go shovel once.
Shovel again before dinner, and probably once more before work Monday.
Break up a foot (ish) of snow into chunks. Your back will be happier.
This is the only surviving photo of my Everclear era.
I'd also cut up some whole lemons, limes, and oranges. It masked the alcohol bitterness perfectly.
Throwing all this in a 5 gallon jug kept the party going till the sun came up..
Pure 'Bathe in My Milk' energy.
I'm updating email filters, and I've assigned "Nespresso" to MyUtilities.
Ooof...they've escaped the Turf Club basement.
@turfclub.bsky.social
Drop the Midtown Greenway behind it, and there's your solution.
Very weird. On that date, DJT did something right.
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Sure he should resign but he should also be charged with 175 counts of murder
This 96' long, 600 hp monster was a 1966 Ford concept vehicle. The next year, Speed Racer upped the ante with their 600' long, 30,000 hp behemoth.
youtu.be/2j03q8Bghx0
I asked my dad if we could resurrect the ginormous Big Red truck for such an operation, and he replied "We can’t, we don’t know how to do it."
Whoever is the next Secretary of State is going to have some big shoes to fill.
OK, Napolean
Sun Tzu (D-NY) - “When your enemy is making a mistake, fix it for him at great cost to yourself.”
blooskee
I have a column at @thecut.com now where I’ll be writing about fatherhood, and I figured I’d kick it off by talking about how I decided to start taking Zepbound because I want to do everything possible to be able to annoy my daughter for at least another 50 years. www.thecut.com/article/figu...
It's a nice feeling to be validated by a machine, yes? I get the same warm fuzzies every time a web page loads after I successfully identify all the hats on a tic-tac-toe grid.
Kidding aside, congrats!
Reposting because we need a bit of levity and truth to close out the week.
they’re just begging for a car chase
Turns out I’m going to be in Des Moines this weekend. Minnesotans, let me know if you want me to pick up your newspaper.
