Lesson learned: always pick the cake!
One of my kids won at a cake wheel last night and cannot stop bragging about it to his friends. 😂 (He chose a pan of homemade brownies, which are delicious.)
😂😂😂
Look the feed made a poem
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30 years ago tonight:
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It’s about how much credit you’re using vs. how much credit you COULD be using. Stupid that paying off loans brings the score down.
I really do love my job but I resent that my field now makes it necessary for me to use the word “deliverable” (a gd NOUN 😵💫) multiple times a day.
I mean it’s in the name
Yeah, I like this metaphor.
I hear you. Solidarity, friend ✊
Many years ago at a wedding, I overheard then-Attorney-General Andy Beshear telling someone that Democrats needed to stop letting Republicans “own” Christianity, and the idea that if you’re a Christian you are required to be a Republican. It’s a smart strategy, and it’s morally consistent too.
Ryan from The OC going hard on how crypto is a scam is the wildest silver lining in this timeline
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hahhaahhahah.
Ending my day with only 11 unfinished tasks on my list? That’s a win, baby!!! 🫠
Fact check: true
heres the deal: a population that cannot name all the things its paying a monthly fee for cannot, literally. literally cannot. simply cannot govern itself. sorry
My kid dimly remembered a Parks & Rec joke about a “porn version of Argo” and I cannot stop snickering about that.
Watched Argo with my teenager over the weekend and it’s still pretty great. Affleck ain’t a great actor but he’s a very good director. The movie also gives some context to US history with Iran that feels… relevant now. Definitely recommend.
Twerkers at the barbeque get priority parking 🫡
holy shit
folks, the Wall Street Journal is not the NYT, it is a paper for people who want a headline like "New Dictator Installed, Stock Market Up." they do not mess around
if they're getting worried, there's reason to be worried
The DOJ released evidence, which the FBI deemed credible, that the President of the United States sexually and physically assaulted a 13 year old girl AND she was afraid to talk about it because Trump would kill her—and it’s somehow not the biggest scandal in American history?
And plenty of kids have “gay elements” (lol) in their lives already and it’s important to see that reflected onscreen.
This. The granddads in the Fox News audience would be infuriated to see this, so Fox swapped out the footage.
Wow -- as first spotted by @BadFoxGraphics on X, Fox & Friends this morning used *old footage of a previous dignified transfer* to mislead their audience about the fact that Trump wore a baseball cap during the one yesterday
Now more than ever I’m convinced losing Anthony Bourdain meant we lost probably the biggest person on tv who advocated for the wonders of meeting new people and calling anyone online who hated learning new cultures the children they were, ruthlessly to the camera.
I need these