Back in NY. Dined at a newish restaurant (San Sabino) and was asked for directions on my way home. Still got it, baby 🗽
Props to Zucchini Kill for this strawberry cake I brought to a Super Bowl party
In other news, kindergarteners have a budget of $3/child to go on a field trip this year
😭
How pathetic that the superintendent has to send a district-wide email acknowledging "upsetting" recent news and reinforcing that they will not be giving children away to law enforcement
What a world 💔
A doctor's office that charges you for parking... Someone let Luigi know about this
Who is getting this money bc that is so gross
Been in Vegas three days and haven't seen a single piece of fruit
Just made the best chicken parm in my lifetime and the key is I was using way too much sauce before!
I've never met a Commanders fan in my life (previous name included)
I don't like football anymore
Uh oh I think I just rolled up to a brewery that is way too loud for me. I'm almost 40, ppl. Turn it down! 😂
Who likes donating to school fundraisers? Almost as much as I like asking I bet mybooster.com/v3/dash/XvMB...
My fave podcast. Can't wait to listen to this episode!
Nothing puzzles me more than Zara's merchandising
Will be unable to concentrate until tomorrow's Detroit Lions playoff game
Getting Jet's Pizza in honor of the occasion
My 5-yr-old yesterday: Mommy, why doesn't our car drive by itself?
2025 parenting, y'all
