Mister Failed Dodge

Mister Failed Dodge

@soundthecharge.bsky.social

I post about toy soldiers here. Warhammer Fantasy/The Old World and Blood Bowl, mainly, but occasionally other games too. Bit unusual but means well. He/Him.

159 Followers 209 Following 228 Posts Joined Nov 2024
2 weeks ago
A Drow holding an axe and smiling at it in an insane way.

I'm told that the blade itself incites to deeds of violence

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2 weeks ago
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A quirk of a low sample size: In the 3 months of #bloodbowl 3rd season edition, the most popular played race was Orcs. And they're pretty good, having the 5th highest win-rate. The best team *against* Orcs has been .... Halflings!

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3 weeks ago
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I finished my Casket of Souls. My Tomb Kings army is officially finished.

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3 weeks ago

You could probably also imagine a fourth option alongside these, which is that mercenary/Dogs of War armies are a *far* more common sight in Bretonnia than is reflected in the game itself. One doesn't boast of hiring Tileans to do your fighting for you, but it happens...

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1 month ago

Been watching a fair bit of Mordheim stuff recently, trying to get a sense of it - I dunno, I think I'd better be careful here or this could easily become a new money-sink for me!

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1 month ago
The Pricemaster saying yes to a check for $18,000

Pricemaster tribute for the 25th anniversary yesterday

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1 month ago
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2000pts of Tomb Kings fully painted. Now to learn the rules and find an opponent.

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1 month ago
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This is my unit submission for Squidmar Open 2025. Hoping to paint a few more boys in 2026!

#orcsandgoblins #paintingwarhammer #miniaturepainting #warhammercommunity #warhammertheoldworld

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1 month ago
Necromantic and Lizardmen players square off on the line of scrimmage, blood bowl fans roaring in the stands as they do so.

The Hel Fenn Howlers' great start to the BBBL has come to a sharp end, as the Rainbow Raptors chewed them up and spit them out for a 2-0 win. Worse, Sparkplug (Flesh Golem, 1) will be missing next game as he gets stitched back together!

Still, the season's only begun - we go again...

#bloodbowl

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1 month ago
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Looking for work! New month, new insane expenses in broken Britain!

Space marine commissions from £150!
Lo-Fi artwork -if you have a small project, game or RPG that doesn't need glossy finished art, I can do pencil ,pen & Ink art, probably within your budget!

Get in touch here or on my website!

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1 month ago
The ultimate Tomb Kings cage, a thrower surrounded by four burly Tomb Guardians Tomb Kings and orcs scrap it out in game 2 - a 1-0 win for the Nehekharans The Tomb Guardians finally meet someone stronger than they are, in the form of a treeman - a 2-0 loss to an Old World Alliance team. Amazons furiously try to prevent the advance of a Tomb King rolling cage - 1-1 in the end.

This Saturday just gone, I attended the BBBL Winter Classic! Tomb Kings are very different to my usual style of team, but my Lybaras Cobras did OK in the end - a perfectly statistical 1-1-1 ratio of results. Definitely a fun one!

#bloodbowl #warhammercommunity

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1 month ago
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Loving my latest project; Warhammer Bretonnians. This is my converted Lord on Hippogryph, Lord Reynald de l’Aiguille, riding Aubéclaw from the province of Parravon.

#warhammercommunity #bretonnians #warhammerfantasy

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1 month ago
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Part 2 of my Warhammer Bretonnians project, a full unit of Knights of the Realm. Really fun to do the individual heraldry on these and already planning out the second unit!

#warhammercommunity #brettonians #warhammerfantasy

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1 month ago
Bretonian Squire
Also Bretonian Squire Plucky Number 7

Test model finished for my new Bretonian Blood Bowl team ‘Grail Madrid’. Meet Guinevere.

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1 month ago
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Minneapolis live: Family of man shot dead by federal agent ask for 'truth' as senator calls for investigation Federal authorities claim Alex Pretti was a

His back to the agents, Pretti pockets his phone and begins to help the woman on the floor. An agent continues spraying [pepper] in his direction, while other agents rush towards them.

They drag Pretti away from the woman he was attempting to help, and several agents wrestle him to the floor.

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1 month ago
A Necromantic attack occurs, as Undead players force their way up the pitch in the face of a dogged Skaven defence. The Skaven bunch up to protect the gutter runner carrying the ball. A scoreline for a blood bowl game. Thr team on the left has scored three touchdowns, the team on the right has scored one.

A second storming win for the Hel Fenn Howlers! With three touchdowns to one, the undead have seen off Skaven hopefuls "Man I Love Frogs" to claim all three points. More serious tests are on the horizon, however...

#bloodbowl #warhammercommunity

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1 month ago
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And attached… just a banner pole left to do

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1 month ago
Bretonnian model for Blood Bowl. Front view. Bretonnian model for Blood Bowl. Side view. Bretonnian model for Blood Bowl. Back view. Bretonnian model for Blood Bowl. Front view.

My first Bretonnian model for Blood Bowl is finished! Pretty happy with how it came out!

#bloodbowl

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1 month ago
Bretonnians and Tomb Kings scrap on the gridiron. Roughly a third of the Tomb Kings are painted, in a fetching gold-and-teal design. The same scrap, but from an over the shoulder POV as an angry Tomb Guardian looks on.

A cracking half of Blood Bowl, courtesy of the ever-pleasant @fwalkerrpgdev.bsky.social!

Slowly, but surely, the grip of the game of kings is spreading...

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2 months ago

No wonder - that's an extraordinarily long period of consistent play!

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2 months ago
Gary, an unfortunate orc thrower, who died in the very first turn of werewolf-related injuries.

Although the orcs didn't have it all their own way, casualty-wise - spare a thought for Gary, an orc thrower killed in turn 1 by the very first werewolf blitz of the season...

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2 months ago
Necromantic players face down a large, angry-looking line of Orc players on the Blood Bowl gridiron. The same view as the first picture, but from the POV of the orcs. A troll bellows in frustration as the ghoul runner makes a run for the end zone, protected by a werewolf blitzer.

A storming start to the BBBL Season XIII for the Hel Fenn Howlers!

An authoritative 2-0 win against Da Savage Boyz is just the start to the Howlers' campaign that they'd want, although Spareleg (2, flesh golem) will be missing their next fixture due to injury.

#bloodbowl #WarhammerCommunity

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2 months ago
The Hel Fenn Howlers, a Necromantic team, sitting snugly in their carry-case all ready for BBBL Season 13.

All packed and ready for BBBL Season XIII!

Having met with initial success under the old rules, the Hel Fenn Howlers will be trying their hand under the new ones. Wish them luck, everyone!

#BloodBowl #WarhammerCommunity

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2 months ago

Well, fellas, I've just become Thomas Cromwell. Any requests before they get me?

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2 months ago
Bretonnians and Tomb Kings square off across the gridiron! The ruthless Laurie, trying to hide his true murderous nature. Laurie prepares to roll an armour break that will surely leave a Bretonnian player horribly hurt.

A belated match report - played another half of the beautiful game we call Blood Bowl with @laurieoc.bsky.social. Really tapping into his competitive spirit, I feel - all according to plan, as far as getting him hooked goes...

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2 months ago

"tyrannosaurus rex" is kinda one of the craziest called shots of all time if you think about it some dude in 1905 was like 'this was definitely the most badass dinosaur so I will name it as such' and 120 years of research and new discoveries keeps proving him right.

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3 months ago

That said this trailer IS definitely less well done than TW:W. Still, can't have everything, eh?

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3 months ago

Hmmmmmmmmm... on the one hand, not getting the same near-insane feeling of joy as with the original Total War: Warhammer, but on the other hand it does look cool!

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3 months ago

It will be really interesting to see how creative assembly tackles 40k, it has to be so different from previous total war games, but i should still be able to establish trade with tyranids.

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3 months ago
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Finished my Tomb King to lead my army. Next up is the Liche Priest Hierophant on Bone Dragon.

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