The French created a solution to the housing crisis. It's called the guillotine. #housingcrisis #frenchrevolution

Frankenstein is the feel good movie we need right now. A movie made by a Mexican that tells the story of monstrous Europeans that find humanity in death and to live life you must forgive. #Frankenstein #guillermodeltoro @realgdt.bsky.social

Kim Kardashian didn't pass the California bar exam. Instead of Keeping Up With The Kardashians, she should have been Keeping Up With Her Studies. #kimkardashian #Californiabarexam

The housing solution is a 50 year mortgage. The solution of a country ran by a real-estate agent. #housingcrisis #50yearmortgage

The Government shutdown is not new for poor people. The government is always shutdown when we need it, but as soon as a billionaire or foreign country needs tax money for a bailout they immediately reopen. #governmentshutdown #bailouts

Democrat fossil Chuck Schumer is offering a 1 year ACA subsidies extension to reopen the Government. Young Democrat leadership is needed because the old Democrats treat our needs like their bladder. A little discomfort and he is ready to dance for the smallest relief. #chuckschumer #democrats

Republicans first shutdown the government, now they want to shutdown same sex marriage. Too bad they won't do anything to shut down the child predators on the Epstein-Trump list. #republicans #epsteinlist #governmentshutdown

Republicans shut down the government. Surprisingly all 53 Republicans are willing to take away healthcare from US Citizens meanwhile not 1 of them have offered a new healthcare plan. #healthcare #GOP

The Supreme Court is considering to take away gay marriage. Only way to fix this is we have to get rid of regular marriage. #supremecourt #marriage

The guy that threw a sandwich at ICE was acquitted of all charges. Finally a respectable sandwich guy. #sandwichguy #ice

Nancy Pelosi retiring after 40 years proves term limits should apply. To all!!! Zombies, vampires, and whatever other ghouls try to stay in office past their prime. #nancypelosi #termlimits

Republicans refuse to reopen the Government unless American's lose their healthcare. We have to risk our physical safety for food. The United States is literally the hunger games. #governmentshuntdown #republicans #democrats

A healthcare executive collapsed in the Oval Office in front of RFK Jr. Immediately RFK Jr., screamed screamed "is there a witch doctor in the house?" #ovalofice #rfkjr

Mississippi, Ohio, and Virginia voted Democrat. Come mid-terms all those seats that were added might flip Texas too. #election #midterms #demswon

The best part about gambling is believing in something so much that the risk is less believable than the statistics of actually winning. #gambling #belief

Disney+ is having trouble streaming live content after they left YouTube TV. This is like when your ex forgets how the wifi works. #disney+ #youtube

Zohran Mamdani is going to be the next mayor of New York. He is the first mayor to be put on a no fly list. #NYC #ZohranMamdani

Prop 50 was the only thing on the ballot. That is the longest I ever waited to say "yes" and leave. #Prop50 #California

85-year-old California Democrat Nancy Pelosi might announce a possible retirement. Nancy Pelosi will be the last of the Democrats that fought against the Whig Party. #nancypelosi #democrat

Vivek Ramaswamy really does not see color in the Republican party. Too bad the Republican party only sees his color. #republican #vivek

United Airlines’ CEO made $33.9 million in 2024, he doesn’t care about the US Healthcare at all. If he did he would have said “open the government, we want higher taxes to provide universal healthcare.” #unitedairlines #governmentshutdown

Everyone over 60 should be subjugated to mandatory retirement, The world is for the youth, enjoy the last 20-30 years fully funded by the youth. #retire #politics

DC teenagers were acting like teenagers and now Republicans want to treat them like adults. They are going to say the same thing about the Epstein-Trump list. #washingtondc

Dodgers Won the World Series. Looks like LAPD got baseball fever after beating on people with bats in Echo Park. Hopefully next time they catch a fever from Ebola. #worldseries #dodgers #acab

Mitch McConnell keeps falling. Remember his wife was the transportation secretary. Her husband can’t even transport himself from one side of the room to the other side. #mitchmcconnell

Disney is shutting down its channel on YouTube TV. Not even legacy media can survive the burnout from being a content creator.

YouTube TV loses Disney Channels, ESPN, and ABC. Leaving YouTube users with 4 less channels to watch instead of the millions and millions of content that was made while this was being written. #Youtube #Disney

As one of the poors. Yes. Yes it is fun to mock the situations we are going through. Thank you for your concerns. Please donate to my gofund venmo.com/u/JohnnyRoque

This year for Halloween spies are going to dress up like construction crew members and work on the new Ballroom. Trick or treat United States. #ballroom #candy #USA

ICE should wear their hoods with the points on them for halloween instead of their regular jerk off sock over their face. Happy halloween to everyone, but ICE. #halloween #ICESucks