Are you a joint because I wanna get you lit and put your butt in my mouth
Hopefully the day will come when the guy that I want to stay, would actually stay ๐ฅบ
Secure your wigs, Tinashe is coming!
FOR REAAAAALLLLLL
โI canโt send face yet Iโm discreetโ
Boy i do not give a fuck just say you ugly ๐ญ
My experience on the apps as of late:
Itโs #FCF! (but my cock is fat everyday ๐)
Actually work? ๐ฅด
Nobody's on social media more than an employed person on the clock (aka me)
Iโm a simple man. I see pecs, I like ๐
Been gone for months but also he friendzoned me way before that.
I need a hump to hump today ๐ฎโ๐จ
I have an idea for a โRatatouille 2โ:
โขRemy is now world famous rat chef
โขLinguini & Colette still together, own Remy, & about to have baby
โขEgo is now Remyโs manager, but wants full-control
โขother animals start learning to cook to reheat Remyโs nachos of fame
โขbig animal chef cooking competition
Post-work shower jerkoffs are top tier ๐
It is in SC
Omg it literally is just plant cum ๐๐
Itโs been like 2 days & Iโm already fed up with the pollen EVERYWHERE ๐คง
Him: โYou look submissive & breedableโ
Me:
Well hopefully in 5-6 years Iโll have big bara muscle tiddies, and a husband ๐
Oh funnnnnnnnnn
Whoopsieeeeeโฆ.
Tell that to my lower back and my constant tiredness
Wait youโre younger than me?
Being early 30s is weird because I feel old but also young at the same time
A ripoff of ripoff? I feel ripped off
My face: My personality:
No thatโs Blarizard & Seganium
โPickmonโ?!? Oh cโmon, at least Palworld tried changing it up a little bit when they copied Pokemonโs homework. This is just lazy ๐ญ
Not too fatphobic because I donโt think he would have met up with me the first time ๐ญ
