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Jay ๐Ÿฅช

@s4ndw1ch.bsky.social

Lvl. 32 Dog Dad ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ‘พ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ (semi)Chronic Shitposter ๐Ÿ”ž ๐—ป๐˜€๐—ณ๐˜„! CHS, SC ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ“

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Decided that my dating era is over. Thanks to the 0 people that participated ๐Ÿฅฐ

13.11.2025 00:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œBitchโ€ is my deadname.
I go by โ€œCuntโ€ nowadays ๐Ÿ˜Œ

12.11.2025 18:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 13    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Age yourself with gaming

12.11.2025 13:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Literally all of โ€œSchittโ€™s Creekโ€

12.11.2025 02:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If I had a dollar for everytime my body dysmorphia bothered me Iโ€™d have enough money to cosmetically fix all my problems

12.11.2025 02:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I lived in Schaumburg for like a month to visit my dad when he still lived there. Would go back to Chicago!

12.11.2025 02:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a woman is talking into a microphone and singing to me , paolo . ALT: a woman is talking into a microphone and singing to me , paolo .
12.11.2025 00:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Lizzie McGuire said sheโ€™s coming back to save pop music!! (& did โœจ)

12.11.2025 00:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yโ€™all making me want to move back ๐Ÿฅฒ

11.11.2025 14:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lmao NJ getting crazy expensive is why I moved away from there. My 1st apt when I lived around N.Plainfield was $1100, now that same place is nearly $3k.

11.11.2025 14:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™m sorry for voting for him and then subsequently moving ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€

11.11.2025 14:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean, when I was living there I had my medical cannabis card. ๐Ÿ˜‚ But I grew up there, and in Jersey. Want to go back so badly

11.11.2025 14:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Reading yaoi/bara is getting unbearable because my favorite sites are being overrun by A.I.-slop ๐Ÿ™ƒ

11.11.2025 14:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The only thing thats worth it in Ohio is Cedar Point. Iโ€™ve been very unimpressed with the rest of the state ๐Ÿ˜‚

11.11.2025 14:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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States where I would live ๐Ÿ˜Œ๐Ÿš—
whereidlive.com

11.11.2025 13:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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โ€œI literally told you yesterday, remember?โ€

Me:

11.11.2025 05:03 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 24    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

My Miss Universe talent would be sword swallowingโ€ฆ but with cock

11.11.2025 03:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks ๐Ÿฅบ Havenโ€™t spoken to him in like 10yrs but now my entire fb feed is a tribute to him. He was very well liked

10.11.2025 22:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thanks!!

10.11.2025 21:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh no, a former friend of mine who went missing in May, his body was found this morning. ๐Ÿ˜ข๐Ÿ•Š๏ธ
I wish we had kept in touch so I couldโ€™ve been there for him.

10.11.2025 21:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 25    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Split ends cut โ˜‘๏ธ
Relayered โ˜‘๏ธ
Recurled โ˜‘๏ธ

Yay my fro is back ๐Ÿ˜

10.11.2025 21:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 41    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This gonna make me squirtleโ€” ๐Ÿคญ

10.11.2025 18:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh mine too ๐Ÿ˜˜

10.11.2025 18:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Curls turn into frizz

10.11.2025 18:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not with the humidity I had to endure. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™d spend time on my hair just so it to be ruined the second Iโ€™d walk out the door lol

10.11.2025 17:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But Iโ€™ve been putting it up in a bun all summer ๐Ÿ˜‚ will be nice to keep it down again for a while

10.11.2025 16:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Finally getting my hair done after likeโ€ฆ 8 months ๐Ÿ˜Œ Will finally get to take cute selfies again since its not humid outside anymore

10.11.2025 16:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 20    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I do have a leak in my faucet

10.11.2025 16:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Itโ€™s grey sweatpants season. ๐Ÿ˜˜

10.11.2025 16:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 152    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œFunโ€ on grindr isnโ€™t even remotely funโ€ฆ
Just absolutely abysmal.

10.11.2025 13:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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