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Blur - Song 2 (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Blur Blur - Song 2 (Official Music Video)

Oh joy I am officially 'one of my fav songs ever as an alternative/punk/bripop loving teenager is in a car commercial' old
Thx I hate it
youtu.be/SSbBvKaM6sk?...

25.01.2026 22:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Spotify – Web Player

Today's crocheting soundtrack thx to `The Rest is Classified' podcast:
When dicator Noriega hid in the Vatican embassy from US military, music was played constantly day and night until he came out. These are the songs
open.spotify.com/playlist/0VG...

11.01.2026 09:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How fucked is it that in 'The good old Times' I used to talk about how I'd like to live in the USA for a few years but I'd never raise kids there.
Because I thought the schooling/public transport/gun laws/religious puritanism issues were a bit weird but not crazypants
AND NOW WE ARE HERE

11.01.2026 01:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a white cat wearing a party hat is surrounded by confetti and balloons with the words thanks i hate it above it Alt: a white cat wearing a party hat is surrounded by confetti and balloons with the words thanks i hate it above it

How the fuck am I 47 years old and awake at this time of night watching cave diving disaster YouTube videos for funsies completely ignoring how this will ruin my already messed up sleep schedule?

Evolution did no prepare my body for this level of self inflicted stupidity

26.10.2025 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Pic of the crane mounted on a truck used for the Louvre jewel heist. Shared by the manufacturer Boecker with text ' If you're in a hurry' and some design specs

Pic of the crane mounted on a truck used for the Louvre jewel heist. Shared by the manufacturer Boecker with text ' If you're in a hurry' and some design specs

Does it still feel yucky to me to get excited about great 'German engineering' - especially nowadays?
But I found the exception to the rule.
Looks like the company making the crane used in the Louvre heist is having a blast

24.10.2025 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Mit "Wir sind das Stadtbild!" - Tausende haben gegen die rassistische Aussage von Kanzler Merz protestiert. Durch seine stΓ€ndigen rassistischen AusfΓ€lle - bei seiner "Stadtbild" Aussage legte er jetzt sogar nach - redet er der rechtsextremen AfD nach dem Mund und stΓ€rkt sie so weiter.

20.10.2025 17:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1798    πŸ” 389    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 11
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Dass wir im heutigen Stadtbild so viele Stolpersteine haben, liegt ΓΌbrigens daran, dass sich mal eine Regierung an bestimmten Menschen im deutschen Stadtbild stΓΆrte.

18.10.2025 05:38 β€” πŸ‘ 3395    πŸ” 1173    πŸ’¬ 40    πŸ“Œ 29
Quoted tweet that says β€œare bad.β€œ The original tweet says β€œ2025 starts with WTF, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday. The last time this happened was in 2020. We’re probably fine though right?β€œ

Quoted tweet that says β€œare bad.β€œ The original tweet says β€œ2025 starts with WTF, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday. The last time this happened was in 2020. We’re probably fine though right?β€œ

01.10.2025 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1089    πŸ” 239    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 16
A huge yellow and green (Google says its a Death's-head hawkmoth) caterpillar with my fingers touching it's headfirst scale

A huge yellow and green (Google says its a Death's-head hawkmoth) caterpillar with my fingers touching it's headfirst scale

a huge yellow and green (Google says its a Death's-head hawkmoth) caterpillar with my fingers next to it for scale

a huge yellow and green (Google says its a Death's-head hawkmoth) caterpillar with my fingers next to it for scale

New delulu achievement unlocked:
Pretending this giant caterpillar is cuddling up to me like a cat

23.08.2025 18:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm 47
Will I ever learn to not fuck up my sleep schedule? Doubt it

17.07.2025 23:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think this qualifies for what we call in Germany 'Quengeln auf hohem Niveau'

30.06.2025 19:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm 47 and this fucking Achilles tendon inflammation issue might be in the top 3 worst injuries I've ever had in my life.
It's not even that debilitating but the recovery is taking sooooooooo long

30.06.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
KÀÀrijΓ€ & Baby Lasagna - #eurodab at the Grand Final | Eurovision 2025 | #UnitedByMusic β€‹β€‹πŸ‡¨πŸ‡­
YouTube video by Eurovision Song Contest KÀÀrijΓ€ & Baby Lasagna - #eurodab at the Grand Final | Eurovision 2025 | #UnitedByMusic β€‹β€‹πŸ‡¨πŸ‡­

This years #Eurovision was very much meh.
But omg Switzerland lived up to its reputation by featuring 'The Winners of our Hearts'
Obsessed - loved both of their entries last year and now we get this *incoherent screaming*
Video Alt: KÀÀrijÀ & Baby Lasagna colab song
youtu.be/DGsL8hA-1rE?...

19.05.2025 11:10 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Malta Malta Malta serving Kant #Eurovision
This is my fav

17.05.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well Switzerland doesn't want to host again next year #Eurovision

17.05.2025 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ohhhh Armenia giving me a sexy shirtless dude not singing a ballad - I'm here for it #Eurovision

17.05.2025 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ohhhh do I have to vote for the polish dragon song? #Eurovision #TheWheelOfTime

17.05.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ugh that just made me miss Maneskin soooo much #Eurovision

17.05.2025 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Joost Klein - Europapa | Netherlands πŸ‡³πŸ‡± | Official Music Video | Eurovision 2024
YouTube video by Eurovision Song Contest Joost Klein - Europapa | Netherlands πŸ‡³πŸ‡± | Official Music Video | Eurovision 2024

Justice for Joost. This is cute but not half as fun as Europapa
youtu.be/gT2wY0DjYGo?...

17.05.2025 20:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What in princess power ranger cosplay silliness was this UK? #Eurovision

17.05.2025 19:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
KANT - Miriana Conte | MESC 2025
YouTube video by TVM KANT - Miriana Conte | MESC 2025

Uncensored fun times
youtu.be/_4lsnIrjrIQ?...

17.05.2025 19:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm just here waiting for Malta #Eurovision

17.05.2025 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My YouTube stream just buffered and refused to play this country for a minute - love this for us

17.05.2025 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's Eurovision time - ugh what a banger last years winner was.
Love that reminder

17.05.2025 19:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A map of Europe with the borders and countries names shown and Australia has been added in the Atlantic right next to the western coast of the continent (because Australia participates in Eurovision) Bold text on top 'Europe this week'

A map of Europe with the borders and countries names shown and Australia has been added in the Atlantic right next to the western coast of the continent (because Australia participates in Eurovision) Bold text on top 'Europe this week'

It's the 69th (nice) Eurovision Song Contest this week and I'm totally unprepared.
But I just watched the delightfully unhinged Australia entry so I'm getting excited for Saturday.

13.05.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A tiny blue and white penguin with yellow beak and feet made out of many small colored triangle folded paper units in a technique called 3D origami.
It is sitting on a wooden desk

A tiny blue and white penguin with yellow beak and feet made out of many small colored triangle folded paper units in a technique called 3D origami. It is sitting on a wooden desk

TIL you can basically do Origami Lego.
Isn't my new penguin buddy so cuuuuuuute?

20.04.2025 09:07 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Things I'm currently not pleased with:
Life, the Universe and Everything
Would re-reading The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy fix this? Probably not but I guess I won't hurt either #42

16.04.2025 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
They Didn't Make Dire Wolves, They Made Something…Else
YouTube video by hankschannel They Didn't Make Dire Wolves, They Made Something…Else

I just watched the Hank Green explainer video on it and as per usual he explains what's silly marketing and what's actually cool science.
youtu.be/Ar0zgedLyTw?...

10.04.2025 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a close up of a person 's face with the words `` pocketses '' written above it . Alt: A close up of a Gollums creepy wide eyed grey face with the words "pocketses"

I bought a second hand jean jacket that is so cute and fits perfect and is made from nice thin fabric so it's very comfy.
But it's main selling feature was that it has perfectly sized interior pockets for my phone.
#ItHasPockets

08.04.2025 14:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nope but I do now, that would totally work

07.04.2025 17:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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