Perrins Nose - (David)

Image: Man (Jared Leto) with dark combed back shoulder length hair (or is it a hat?), blue eyes, and dark beard wearing pleather black outfit with red trim, and a red hued background. White text reads "Jared Leto's Disney Action Sequel that will 'make you wish A.I. Destroyed Hollywood' could make Morbius box office look good"

Is it weird that the #Tron reviews make me want to watch it more? 😂

Very concerned about the seeming rise in old people feeding bears on their porches

For this one it sealed the deal

And McDonald's is shut

That's really the point Grandpa

Trump's Hell is him ending up in Portland

How will Paula White explain this to her marks?

Who is on the truth counter? Did they maybe fall asleep on the job? Somebody wake them up, we can finally crank that counter over to "1"

The Nerdist delay for news stories is always so far behind real time I'm convinced they're based in New Zealand and we're about to hear breaking news about Live Aid

Hey guys let’s just pretend he’s dead again that was funsies

If only Fox had been covering the devastating war between Abbabaijan and Albania that only his holiness President Trump was able to end then maybe there would have been a greater appreciation for his efforts.

WTF MTG. WTF.

Has she been body swapped or has the rest of the GOP become so batshit crazy that she suddenly seems to be the adult in the room?

Well I'm certainly not going to search, from this day on I will never think of him again

If anywhere is defending him it'll be over there

The Gospel according to Puke

The Gospel according to Puke

I was genuinely shocked when I heard he died, I assumed he wouldn't have lasted days after sentencing and I forgot about him immediately. What a vile sick person. Hell is too good for him

Is it just me? I really enjoyed it

They actually think he looks like he died 14 years ago

I assume we can celebrate the Ian Watkins news without getting banned?

Wait until they find out what jacket potatoes are made of

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Science is one of those Democrat things apparently

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Keep your bags out the aisle so the stewards can get by on their roller skates

Nearly did a Trump

A little moment in my newest James Gunn interview www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...

The Nobel Piece of Sh!t Prize

You could genuinely just show him an AI generated video of him receiving the Nobel Peace Prize while someone ceremoniously crushes Obama's in the background and that would put an end to the whole charade

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