Jaspor

10 years, wow! Congrats on that milestone, well deserved!

me: punched a stink bug outta the air random person: All creatures deserve kindness, even if they’re annoying. This sucks to read.

this website rocks

Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.

Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.

They are not the same.

a woman wearing glasses says go figure with her hands in the air ALT: a woman wearing glasses says go figure with her hands in the air

Another day in NYC, another new experience. This time it was a guy mad that another guy was waking down the sidewalk too close to his wife. After yelling at him to not walk so closely, he proceeded to call him "male Jamie Lee Curtis."

But what technicality is that one though?!

Is that a cannibal serial killer nipple joke?

The Walton family (who own Walmart) are worth over $400 billion, yet many of their employees are on SNAP.

Bezos is worth over $400 billion, many Amazon employees require SNAP.

The people who need help are not the problem.

It’s corporate greed. It’s an unwillingness to pay a living wage.

My dad, explaining AI to my mom: “It doesn’t think. It copies stuff wrong.”

But if I had a shotgun
You know what I'd do
I'd point that shit straight at the sky
And shoot heaven on down for you

So she told me to come over and I took that trip
And then she pulled out my mushroom tip
And when it came out, it went drip drip drip
I didn't know she had the G.I. Joe Kung Fu grip

The day that I die will be the day that I
Shut my mouth and put down my guitar
Sunday morning, hold church down at the bar

Between Rage Against The Machine and the Dead Kennedys we have more than enough songs relevant to the current situation we're in.

It reassures me just to know that you're okay
But I don't want you to go on needing me this way
And I don't want to know if you are lonely
Don't want to know if you are less than lonely
Don't want to know if you are lonely

Day drinking since 3pm, ready to keep going.

Oh okay hahah!

Very cool. How the hell did you paint that tiny skull on the side of the gun?!

Oh wow I don't know about that. JJ won a LOT at a big school against top competition. He won a NCAA title. He hasn't really had a chance in the NFL yet due to injuries. Trey played at a small school against nobody and people fell for his athleticism.

“Making Sense of the Federal Forces on the Streets,” with photos of how they’re uniformed and equipped

The New York Times publishes a handy guide to which federal forces are terrorizing us at any moment. This is America, 2025.

Stop! Have a beer,
It's on me.
Has anyone ever told you
That you look like a star?
Gonna sit at the bar.
So I drink
Cause it makes me
Happier than being alone.
My good friend, Johnny Walker
Keeps me warm like a cunt.

Here are the companies destroying the east wing of the White House

Incredible pro DM game tonight running the Friday the 13th inspired horror one shot for Halloween season. We laughed so damn much. There was a totally unexpected romance between a PC and NPC, and then another PC and NPC were basically twins, lol. Good times.

I bought power wash sim 2

Zomg happy birthday friend!!

A hotdog and pretzel stand with large hanging bottles of mustard, ketchup, and mayonnaise. The bottoms contain squeeze tubes to dispense the condiments.

I have been traveling and today I present to you...the thing I saw in the Frankfurt airport.

Is it efficient? Undeniably. Does it probably work better than the normal way? Oh certainly. Produce less of a mess? Probably?

But the existence of Condiment Udders gives me a deep, aghast disquiet.

SECURITY QUESTION: What was the last name of your first grade teacher?

MY FIRST GRADE TEACHER HACKING MY BANK ACCOUNT: I'm in

You know what word isn't used nearly enough? Gallivant. I'm going to start using it more often.

Imagine what this D looks like with Spoon and Love back.

The play calling didnt help, but that last pick was bad and he literally handed them a TD with the end zone TD. The fact we still won is the D..

If we ran it twice instead of throwing 2 incompletions, this game is over right now.