Jaspor

Jaspor

@jaspor.bsky.social

Writes stuff, plays games (mostly D&D), drinks beer, develops software, recites 90s lyrics, enjoys smut, has a guitar. https://www.dmsguild.com/

1,059 Followers 1,216 Following 2,108 Posts Joined Jul 2023
5 hours ago
Trump fucked kids on a digital sign that normally displays construction related traffic info

shout out whatever brave soul keeps updating the construction info sign next to piedmont park meadow

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8 hours ago

So so true. πŸ˜†
The cynical part of me thinks it's to make the average completion time of the main campaign seem longer.

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8 hours ago

Also the most boring.

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1 day ago

I think this is closer to drinking fire than light, but I see where you are coming from. Sort of.

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1 day ago

This is certainly a unique answer.

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1 day ago

As long as you don’t need gas, groceries, affordable healthcare, retirement savings or constitutional rights, things aren’t so bad.

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2 days ago

That MVP earned him $2-3M a year. Crazy.

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3 days ago
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Late to the party on Ted Lasso but I think I am in love with Rebecca.

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2 months ago
Blizzard Battle.net showing a user on my friends list as "Offline for 56 years"

Go home, Battle.net, you're drunk.

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4 days ago
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Final version of our band shirts came out pretty great.

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6 days ago
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6 days ago
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This is the man who is now in charge of US Homeland Security.

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6 days ago
Threads thread:

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Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here
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My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you.
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β€œI have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

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6 days ago
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6 days ago
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a man from schitts creek is making a funny face and the word yup is above him ALT: a man from schitts creek is making a funny face and the word yup is above him
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6 days ago

It would certainly make certain slackers (me) do their homework!

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1 week ago
Steam community requesting additional body types for added immersion. A large block of sentient tofu

Steam community: β€œCan we play as a male character?”

Me (indie dev in this economy):
β€œBest I can do is sentient tofu.”

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1 week ago

I'm with you. Never really care for their music and then the stories started coming out about Corgan being a pretentious douche.

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1 week ago
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1 week ago

I wasn't into decorating my house but then I came up with ideas for themes for different rooms and I am enjoying it now! Although it's frustrating when I place 3 chairs and realize I don't have a 4th one to complete the set. πŸ˜†

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1 week ago
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1 week ago

Oh shit are you playing??

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1 week ago

Regret to announce that we’ve reached Wrong Coat season. Every coat you wear from now til mid April will be The Wrong Coat for the weather

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2 weeks ago

Not YOUR soccer guy, the one on Love Is Blind! πŸ˜‚ Sorry, new episodes out today!

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2 weeks ago

If they get rid of all the engineers, where the hell is the AI going to learn to do cool new shit with cool new technology?
AI doesn't innovate. It regurgitates.

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2 weeks ago

I hate this soccer guy so much.

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2 weeks ago
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we finally reached the end of this calendar event i accidentally made 12 years ago

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2 weeks ago

Oh, this world is topsy-turvy
And it is mine to eat
She's the pebble in my mouth
And underneath my feet
She's the puzzle piece behind the couch
Made the sky complete

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2 weeks ago

Also hornnnnnnnss! 😈

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2 weeks ago
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a man and a woman are looking at each other and the man is asking " both " ALT: a man and a woman are looking at each other and the man is asking " both "
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