SnappyBark

I’m the bravest girl in puppy town

Man, I bet it feels good as fuck to walk around in a circle twelve times and then plop down into a bed that’s perfectly shaped for your dogish figure after a LONG day of walkies and barking at strangers. Fuck mattresses, my ass NEEDS a dog bed!!!

Would you rather have a black hole son or a don’t call me daughter?

We all have a moral obligation to piss in the shower

Lying in bed, thinking about how, in Oblivion, there was a quest that took me into the sewers, and yet I have never seen so much as a hole in the ground to shit in, let alone a bathroom, in all of Tamriel. Where’s the shit in the sewers coming from Todd? How’s it getting from butts to sewer Todd???

Headed to the Elite Four in our Pokemon Emerald hardcore Nuzlocke! Come cheer for my triumph and or downfall! www.twitch.tv/snappybark

I just tripped and it broke

You're delusional

Had a lot of fun opening up Pokemon card packs on stream a few nights ago! Got some sick pulls! :3 Miiiight even have one more pack opening stream this weekend 👀

I mean it's no Chadsea but... It looks SO good! Very exciting

A new zoi debuts tonight...

The age old anthropomorphic cartoon dog dilemma: is a collar a cute and thematically appropriate accessory ^_^ or is it a symbol of domestication and oppression upon our canine necks? >_<

Only the highest quality leather for your leashes of course (and he will need more than one)

New pfp, new me. A gift from the lovely and leashable gawkee.carrd.co

Goodbye Steam NextFest... There were so many bangers... Really excited for Twisted Tower, RadioLight and A Hole in My Room in particular!

Had a great day hanging out with Hatsune Miku!! Thanks for coming to the stream everyone!!!

Mods, cast a spell on this guy

How do I delete someone else's comment on my post?

Can I report you?

Help?

That's right the (allegedly) Number One Borzoi on Twitch is now also the (allegedly) Number One Borzoi on Bluesky