Mike Puddnhead

I’m shocked that they traded Correa and Varland, each for different reasons. I didn’t think either were even trade candidates. I guess when the asking price is a bucket of balls it’s not hard to find a partner for Correa. But why trade Varland?

“She’d played so many parts she hardly knew which one was her. She was an onion made of only skins with nothing at the centre.”

“It ain’t never tomorrow, not in this fucking movie. Never ain’t nothing but today.”

“I myself am allergic to gunfire in certain calibers. Helicopter blades at certain rpm’s.”

“First time I met Voss we sat down for San Miguels in Manila. He ordered one and he never once touched it. It sat at his feet like a prize.”

RFK Jr. Encourages Americans To Do Their Own Research About Dragons WASHINGTON—Claiming the fantastical creatures were “way too cool” to leave their investigation to a handful of so-called experts, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. issued a statement Friday encouraging Americans to do their own research about dragons. “People, especially new parents looking for awesome bedtime stories, need to be reading everything they […]

“People, especially new parents looking for awesome bedtime stories, need to be reading everything they can possibly find about these ancient and powerful beings instead of blindly accepting the narrow range of depictions put forth by the mainstream media,” Kennedy wrote theonion.com/rfk-jr-...

“James suspected she was just faking herself out, flinging herself at the Bible and its promises like a bug at a window.”

The only benefit to -17 weather is it makes 24 feel like 70

There are so many good books in the world I wouldn’t waste any more time on Harry Crews.

A Feast Of Snakes by Harry Crews. I got 50 pages in and then lost the friend who recommended it to me.

The Girl Who Loved Tom Gordon is a great quick read and no horror.

Hola! Love the bio 😅

Will roll magic. Just close your eyes and it all makes sense.