poop

Sorry but I love it every time that the fraud betting apps go health insurance mode and find the smallest discrepancy to justify not paying out to the inside traders who are its core customer base. Eat shit.

more like he's shia beoufcakes

Panahi would be fine. Just everyone else would make it bad.

I absolutely loved It Was Just An Accident and it probably should have been a Best Pic nom, but holy shit that would be such a circus in all directions if it had.

Also, I love the "Celebrity Death Pool? What Are We? Children?" part at the end

lol as much as Kalshi needs to be destroyed, I wanna know how many people in the admin are losing their asses on this

Screenshot reading "'The Pitt' to Address ICE"

"Hey, knock it off, wouldyinz"

Screenshot of a mix automatically populated based on Lana Del Rey's Video Games. Not doing a full alt text but it's nothing but bangers from LDR, Weyes Blood, Billie Eilish, Chappell Roan, TSwift, etc.

Sometimes the algorithm is good

I'm sorry, but of all the Senators who have voted to confirm most of Trump's nominees, he's not even the most likely to be President

Shia LaBeouf blames ‘small man complex’ for alleged assaults and homophobic slurs Transformers film franchise star says ‘big gay people are scary’ to him in interview and he doesn’t want to go to rehab

Haters will say it's homophobic but large gays ARE scary

So Israel is Japan to our Germany?

What about the ones who bombed a girls school?

Two men talking on phones: "Oh my God, the War On Terrorism is gonna rule! I can't wait until the war is over and there's no more terrorism!" "I know! Remember when the US had a drug problem, and then we declared a War [ On Drugs, and now you can't buy drugs anymore? It'll be just like that!" "Right! God, if only that War On Drugs hadn't been so effective! I could really use some fucking marijuana right now!"

Time to break out the 23 year old 'Get Your War On' Comics again

Nothing but respect for MY President.

had em in the first half, etc

Damn, they passive cop voiced an illegal international assassination.

No, I don't think Dems and Republicans are the same, although I do wish Dems would distinguish themselves further from the GOP than they do. Yes, I know Clinton wouldn't be killing people in Iran if she were President. The country's not named Vince Foster.

Also, see Lurker if you haven't. One of the biggest slept-on films of last year imo.

YouTube video by SonySoundtracksVEVO Archie Madekwe, Kenny Beats - Snakes in the Garden | Lurker (Original Motion Picture Soundtrack)

Omission of this from Best Original Song might be the biggest snub of the Oscars. Obviously would not beat out Golden, but it checks all the boxes of a Best Song pick: very good and catchy, is performed by characters in the movie, and provides thematic exposition
youtu.be/L10kT12l2Ko?...

Not great, percentage-wise, but very good compared to baseline turnout numbers.

Fuck you

Seeing early voting number out of Bexar County 👀

A live action movie starring adult Finn and Jake as corporate execs trying to develop, pitch, and implement a successful marketing strategy called Ad Venture Time.

some amazing news to start the weekend with!

Look at the pizzas at this place: marsulakestreet.com//menu.php

Headline idea: Is Betteridge's Law Of Headlines Reliable?

The opinion's for the record. The big and/or bold words are for the parties, who don't care about any of the other words.