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If you get a chance to see Nirvanna The Band The Show The Movie, do not miss it. I went in completely blind re: the duo's web-and TV-series, but it's so good. The movie is 100% confident in every choice it makes, not matter how dumb, and they all land. Hardest I've laughed in the theater in years.

"I want that" is quite coherent!

"Trump owes us an explanation" shut up. If you need one, you're already too far gone.

one funny thing we could do to the supreme court is take the power to deny cert away from them, and their clerks

Run the damn ball, North Carolina.

My god this guy is determined to find the weirdest ways to suck. Like, I can at least respect Sinem-- ok, no i can't. Forget that part.

Don't call him The Nepotollah. He earned the right to be here.

"She sounds like she should be singing in a TV show."

You're not wrong, kid.

Right now Jasmine's best hope comes from keeping down the margins in Bexar County we literally have another Crockett making their last stand at the Alamo

#sctv #georgecarlin

Average Kuwaiti pilot seeing an unidentified radar track show up

Got into a Lana Del Rey kick recently. Vibes have been appropriate, but unfortunately my 7yo has taken up smoking

Pretty sure I remember that being a detail, although it's possible I just pictured it that way for reasons you suggest

Pretty sure I remember that being a detail, although it's possible I just pictured it that way for reasons you suggest

the bumbling oaf who pulled a .410 on dude just for being black thinks the nazi tattoo is a bit much, graham

they're going to be flying bureaucrats' families home in unmodified ice deportation jets

@cinquinho.bsky.social crossing my fingers for you to get nirvanna. don't skip

First night is called "Puka Party"

They should call the headline duo for the last night "Growling and Yeowling"

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Thom Tillis threatening to hold up nominations is more accountability than Amy Klobuchar has even hinted at.

Can't believe Biden didn't have a better plan for getting people out.

now i'm glad their son died in that movie

@senorblanxo.bsky.social @the984.bsky.social @laplanck.bsky.social: 🧵

phone screenshot showing that the presumably awesome user was a Top Listener of Carly Rae Jepsen in Dec and Jan and of Tove Lo in Feb

let's talk about how you need to git gud

Anybody tells me shit about using "y'all" while having "MPLS" in my profile...

You can tell that Party In The USA is total bullshit because she hops off the plane at LAX and is almost immediately doing LA shit. Girl, you're not even to a concourse yet.

Turns out that making America great (again) involved turning the country into a bitch that has to blame its entry into war on a little pissant friend that keeps starting shit.

Look at this film series. www.trylon.org/film-series/...

feeling blessed to be permitted a moment of his majesty's presence