Hunter

If you see a Trump supporter today tell them to go fuck themselves

I’m cherry Pepsi’s number one slut

Told y'all this was what they were working towards.
And they'll keep throwing things at the wall like this until one sticks.
They want people to feel hopeless.
They want people to feel afraid.

I'm hoping Texas has some lawmakers that rise to the occasion and fight back hard and loud.

When onion rings I answer 💯

Yo who up helping they hamburger rn

Literally have to get all the way down to McMahon before you have a viable option and that’s only because I think it would be kind of funny.

Listen up, if you’re a scammer and you’re looking for a good phone number to use to try to scam American citizens, don’t use +44. I don’t wanna talk to the British as it is.

I would be wild cherry Pepsis slut

The fucking CHOKEHOLD wild cherry Pepsi has on me

I am a bourbon guy but also as a special twist I may be a wine guy too

I hate the 😀 emoji. Either be 😃 or 😄 don’t look at me like 😀

On God, I will literally cry in the car alone, listening to unforgotten from the Halo two soundtrack

I have a great deal with tolerance for every walk of life, but nothing will send me over the edge faster than somebody that owns a Kindle and won’t shut the fuck up about it

KANYE SHUT THE FUCK UP I WOULD LIKE TO STILL ENJOY GRADUATION

I’m a jean jacket dad now

These fake Christians wouldn’t know Jesus if he came down from heaven and died on a cross for them…

“So much for the tolerant left”

YOU FUCKERS HAD YOUR CHANCE.

Listen 69 was the only number that was available (I’m lying)

Fuck it if we’re getting gaslit by smooth brain dipshit Nazi defenders into saying it’s a “Roman salute” then we’re gonna have a great time outside the bar showing them what a Roman goodby looks like 👊

keeping it real if I saw frosty the snowman in real life I’d beat the shit out of him no lie

Yo who up jakeing they paul right now

If this gets ten likes I will see how far I can fit my hand in my mouth

You’re laughing? The three hampsters running wheels that Netflix is using to power their never obsolete eMachines server are figuring for the lives and you’re laughing?

my onlyfans creator account got leaked again 🙄

not a fan of spongebob. too many holes.

Was watching Stewart little and they kept being mean to the mouse. Had to turn that shit off.

I really hate drinking soda but I’m Cherry Pepsi’s little slut the way it has a choke hold on me.

Real as fuck

2007 was a banger year. Never gonna top that one.