Erys

I dig it!

Impending Yang hug OF MASS DESTRUCTION!

You know they did do a canon animated episode with Scooby, right?

Need them!

a man with blonde hair wearing a black leather jacket ALT: a man with blonde hair wearing a black leather jacket

If you see this, post a vampire who isn't Dracula.

It's right on the edge of being something - 6x7=42, Hitchiker's Guide humor has been with us forever - but otherwise it's nonsense to me.

And the enshittification continues.

That's what RAM runs now? Holy forking shirtballs!

Hello yes I need more video where Blake Belladonna is a major character. This will help me heal my multiple physiological and neurological conditions. Thank you.

No one tells you that after you've finally fought through all the bureaucracy and transphobia and gotten yourself bottom surgery... it's just gonna suck. Everything hurts, you can't move without it hurting more, nothing feels right, and it's downright messy.

Term limits. Everything over the first term adds another instance of their name to the "vacation in a pit with hungry lions" lottery.

Weisscream!

And they'll never actually do what we want. Real-time translation and important information feeds... not randomly taking pictures and posting it to AI databases.

I'm sorry, your pitchfork is not also a gun.

Seriously. It's no longer an accomplishment.

...I could see that being part of the next update.

If this country was as badass as it thinks it is, ICE thugs would be getting shot in self-defence when they break into people's homes like that.

Keep your eyes out for dancing little people and women with logs.

3 & 9. Sorry #5.

Depends on who I'm selling out to, I suppose.

Spam. Somehow having been to the Spam Festival made me trust it, which is probably not a thing I should do.

It makes no goddamn sense, telehealth is cheaper and easier for everyone involved.

Oh Bioware, you didn't deserve this.

Turn it into a mini D&D game where they have to follow a map and then stop some soil or rock analysis to find a treasure? If they screw up sometime dressed as an orc jumps out at them?

Adorbs!

"Jane Goodall was pretty unproblematic, no one is talking shit about her."

"I dunno, has anyone asked the gorillas? She was kinda creeping on them a lot."

My ring got stuck on the part where no one can see me except this giant burning eyeball in the sky.

Cider. All the cider!

Okay her aesthetic makes a great band look!

The grumbles and growls of a girl the world forced to get out of bed.