The latest news for MAGA FARMERS
Donald... you're as inept as the people you appoint...
As the Trump Epstein Forever War continues....
Donald looks to distract from his distraction
which was a distraction from his distraction
The Trump Epstein Forever War
forever for those who have died
Guys. His entire Cabinet is walking around in shoes that donβt fit because theyβre scared to take them off.
IRAN
The Trump Epstein Forever War
...forever for those who have died
The Trump Epstein Forever War
When I was about to be drafted... IRAN
MAGA: Donald Donald heβs our man
Apparently, the new federal tool for deciding who gets to vote has been accidentally allowing some people of color to fall into the OK category.
We are working on having that fixed.
β β Donald
According to Donald Trump, this is not a war⦠It is an excursion.
Headline fix: 150 American soldiers wounded during an excursion in Iran.
Breaking news: hundreds of children die in Iran when their school is hit by an outbreak of excursion
Apparently, this is not a war⦠Donald says that it is officially an excursion.
In related news, thousands of people are dying in Iran, medical examiners have determined that it is an outbreak of excursion
It is not a warβ¦
It is now officially an excursion.
Breaking news:
Several children, soldiers, moms and dads have recently died from an outbreak of excursion.
Cause of death:
Excursion
And itβs official nowβ¦ Breaking newsβ¦ Hundreds of children killed because of a Trump Oopsie
The Trump Epstein forever war continuesβ¦
Donald⦠a man of many brain cell
*the Trump Epstein Forever War
Gee Joeβ¦
which of Donaldβs lies
did we not warn you about?
You think you have problemsβ¦
Iβm getting so wealthy buying up your farms I canβt even imagine where to put my money
β-JD Couchfucker Vance