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30 Followers  |  15 Following  |  107 Posts  |  Joined: 02.12.2024  |  1.916

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First of hopefully many Michigan wins this weekend #goblue #hockey

15.11.2025 02:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Grumpy old man post coming ...

It's called maize and blue, not neon yellow and blue #goblue

Also, supervise your kids in restaurants as I don't want to have to dodge them

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I don't even know how that is comfortable...

26.10.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Someone is adorkable...

26.10.2025 02:39 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have now completed the trio of westside steakhouses. My ranking
1. Ringside
2. Mortons
3. Ruth's Chris

19.10.2025 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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#warravagedportland on our way to #nokings

18.10.2025 23:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Cat nap train πŸš‚

18.10.2025 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dropping plates on his nap...

16.10.2025 02:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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They're good boys really...

16.10.2025 02:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Someone else is getting attention

13.10.2025 02:57 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Star Wars...

13.10.2025 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Someone crashed

13.10.2025 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Phoenix

07.10.2025 13:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

#warravegedportland

06.10.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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War is exhausting... #warravegedportland

06.10.2025 01:45 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

PSA... A reminder for those starting to work out again in work gyms
1. Don't throw/drop your weights
2. Wipe down your equipment
3. Don't wash your feet in the sink...

02.10.2025 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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That biscuit doesn't look gluten free... It looks Pine State

27.09.2025 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Pat Mcafee just has to make everything about himself... yellow jacket for a whiteout, bringing a story about a player back around to his daughter... #notmycorso

27.09.2025 16:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sleepy like Sunday afternoon...

14.09.2025 20:34 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Negative

07.09.2025 23:11 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Only two minutes of the 15 to turn positive... #covid #secondtime

02.09.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Someone's sleep schedule is screwed up today...

25.08.2025 01:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Michigan Football: The hypocrisy of college football's 'cheating' outrage Back in 2000, B.J. Johnson was a highly coveted wide receiver prospect. Although he ultimately committed to play football for the Texas Longhorns, Johnson made

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They're good boys really...

02.08.2025 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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