— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆

no... gh... it's a full moon... i'm... i'm turning... STRAIGHT!!

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im not responsible for the actions of twitter era emperor dont associate mew ith that guy

// STOPPPPP NOBODY KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS ABOUT

i want a lawyer

where did you get that picture of me

ITS FUCKING R A W .

'' You would look good with a royal theming. ''

nat

the beast who needs fattening.

'' We need names too, right? ''

// the beast.

nat

the furbaby named snowball

// i meant his cat but also like. looks at the kids he's mentored

close enough

// happy father's day to emperor kinda

'' Cool.
This is. Easier than I thought it would be. ''

'' Blue fading to red? ''

'' Yeah, basically. What about ink color? ''

'' ... I guess, sure. ''

there are tears in my eyes . why ？oh 、i don't know 、i don't even understand myself .

'' Ah.
Hm.
Maybe something that is the complete opposite of our actual looks? ''

'' ... ''

His leg is bouncing.

'' Cool. Where do we start with this? ''

'' So.
... we are doing it? ''

...

It's so quiet suddenly. And it remains that way for way too long.
But the air isn't tense or uncomfortable. It's cold and crisp. You can hear a few crickets, far out in the distance.

'' ... ''

'' Let's do it. ''

'' ... ''

'' Yeah.
Nobody would care.
Or know.
Or expect anything. ''

...

Wouldn't that be nice?

Oh. He perks up a bit.

'' ... we could. ''

'' I. I guess? ''

// WOO DAMAGE CONTROL

// do we put in emma for damage control (to try and make sure emepror doesnt go off the hinge) (he will anyways but yknow)

// just in general. like do they have a full 4 person team